Delbert Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Should we not have a sweepstake on which part is missing? I'll start off with the suspension bushes When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 engine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Delbert Stop showing off, I don't believe you even know what a suspension bush is, I would have thought that Kate Bush was more your scene Paul Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Ahhhh! How very topical - all this talk about Bush 😳 Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I don't believe you Ross Who gaffa-taped you up 😳 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Hes' being a good boy now that the headmaster has spies across the water When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Oi! Chiswick! Why, may I ask is she called by an "S" word, rather than an "A" 🤔 *confused* *confused* FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 spies across the water How romantic-sounding ❗ Sssssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssupersnot!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 FH, *confused*Why is who called by an "S" word 🤔 *confused* Well the new arrival is here tucked up in her new home 😬 and was only 1 hour late. Couldn't reply earlier as we've been playing and getting to know each other. Missing parts? Only discovered 2 so far which, admittedly, they had already owned up to and sorry Delbert, not the suspension bushes nor Kates Bush either. 😳 😬 The 7 grille and the carbon fibre sill guards so not much of a prob. I have to say I'm just the teeniest bit pleased today 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 I was referring to this here FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Ah, I see now. I hadn't seen that thread at the time and don't ask me why Tricia has decided to call it Sylvia. The serpentine wanderings of the mind of womankind are a complete mystery to me I'm afraid..........and, I suspect, to the majority of us more logical males of the species. *confused* Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Think laterally Brent! Tricia has been interested enough to even consider giving the new baby a name... that is surely a most positive gesture from someone who couldn't give a fig Just wish it - sorry...she...had been named after a different song... the connotations of Sylvia's mother don't bear thinking about 😬 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 I take your point but she has named every car we have ever owned. I don't mind but just find it totally inexplicable why she feels the need to give them embarrasing (to me) names. 😳 *confused* Now if they had butch names like err.......Terminator, Warrior, Avenger or Widowmaker.............on second thoughts maybe Sylvia is better. 😬 😬 😬 Don't laugh but I am told the Sylvia comes from SylVia (SV) coupled with the fact that she has a silver stripe. Don't ask........I don't understand either. *confused* But she is determined to drive the new baby. Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Edited by - BRENT CHISWICK on 3 Nov 2004 10:56:55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 I feel a song a-comin' on... With apologies to Tricia Full version FH Edited by - FH on 4 Nov 2004 08:07:47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Brent I think you'll find that the word Avenger has been used before on a car His car's an Avenger, too rusty to come to the phone 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 SYLVIA's MOTHER (with apologies to Mrs Chis-wick) Sylvia’s father says “I’m much too busy, Too busy to come to the phone” Sylvia’s mother says, “You are impossible, Can’t you just leave her alone?” Sylvia’s father says, “You really are trying! You just whinge and nit-pick and moan” And the Shedders say, “Place your bets please on the first scraped knuckle” Ple-ease, Mrs Chiswick, you’ve just gotta look at her, I’ll only stroke her a while Please Mrs Chiswick, I just wanna kiss her goodbye… Sylvia’s mother says, “Fine suit yourself then, I’m off to my flower class at six” Sylvia’s father says, “Don’t be like that Trish – There’s just one more widget to fix” Sylvia’s mother says, “Oh, all right but You’d better stop taking those pix” And the Shedders say, “That’s better folks, we’ll all muck in and fet-tle…” Ple-ease Mrs Chiswick, you’ve just gotta look at her, She’s got beauty and style Please Mrs Chiswick, won’t you stay here a while? Sylvia’s mother says, “She’s really quite lovely, I’m sorry I started to moan” Sylvia’s father looks up in astonishment, Packs up his tools with a groan Sylvia looks at them, kissin’ and huggin’ – She knows that she’s fin-ally home And the Shedders grin, “No more bets folks, seems we’ve got this sett-led” Ple-ease Mrs Chiswick, you’ve just gotta drive her, You’ll drive her real fine, in a while Please Mrs Chiswick, just go drive her – and smi-ile! …Drive her and smile! Please just drive her and smile… Right, I'd better start work on the alternative to "the alternative" version of "Alice" *eek* FH Edited by - FH on 4 Nov 2004 08:10:49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 😬 I think we have us yet another anthem for the Alice/Sylvia tour 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Been working on the "other" anthem Tam FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 very good!! *thumbup* though my SV has been christened 'Colin' *confused* again by a female... though I'm reserveing the right to change the name 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 So what is it with women and car naming 🤔 *confused* Colin eh 🤔 Suddenly I don't feel so embarrassed about 'Sylvia' 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 FH & Tam, I've the backing track to Sylvias Mo.........all prepared for the anthem moment. *thumbup* 😬 😬 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 FH , I cower in your greatness.... I think we have us yet another anthem for the Alice/Sylvia tour Who the Ph......k is Alice ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 Alice lives next door to Sylvia's mother who lives "Three Doors Down" from "Johnny Come Lately", who had to move 'cos the people spent their time communicating by "Knock(ing) Three Times on the Ceiling". The girl on the ground floor was called "Twinkle" and she had a boyfriend called "Terry". Having recently spent "24 hours in Tulsa" he decided to take "Route 66". The scenery was so beautiful that he spent too much time "California Dreamin'"; wasn't paying attention on this "Road to Hell" and consequently he died on his motorcycle. Then there was the unnamed chappie who lived "Hey, Round the Corner Ooh Ooh", was in love with "Laura" and decided to take his car to the races...big mistake! There was a local campaign to mark this sudden increase in mortality and so everyone was urged to "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree", which stood sedately in the middle of the "Green Green Grass of Home". Unfortunately the "Police" had to be summoned because a fracas broke out when a young girl flipped at all this carnage. "She Wore Red Ribbons and a Huly Huly Skirt" and was subsequently arrested. In her defence she stated to the court that it was "Just Another "Manic Monday" and that she would try to control her "Feelings" in future. FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 😬 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 FH, we are not worthy oh great one to grace these same sheds as your eminence ❗ I am in awe of your total recall of such great songs. 😬 Brent 2.3 DURATEC SV. Gad these things are expensive ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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