Mrs GTD Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Apologies if you've all seen this before... Indian Rhapsody Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras. Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This dopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. [guitar solo] I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! [guitar solo] So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here. [guitar solo] [slow bit] Korma or dopiaza bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee.... (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh) Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Excellent 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Fantastic 😬 or should that be 🙆🏻 Simon Bell - Caterham 7 Duratec R I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 🙆🏻 ❗ The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Crudders Posted October 21, 2004 Area Representative Share Posted October 21, 2004 That is brilliant And as some of you will know I really hate Bohemian Rhapsody 😬 C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Crudders, all "Alice Re-visited" members will be duty-bound to learn the words before next July Mrs GTD - consider yourself mildly slapped for interrupting my busy day 😳 I can't get the bl00dy song out of my head now 😬 Some of us had a bash at re-writing songs a while back... can't find the links atm - Davis Minor! Where are you when your archive skills are needed? FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 ☹️Sorry FH Scaramoosh!!!!!!!!!! Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 A quality enhancement to my day 😬 It's so good that even Mr "I can't stand Bohemian Rhapsody" Crudders is tempted to sing-along Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango)> Tam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Pure class. My 2 and 5 year old kids run aroound singing Bohemian Rhapsody a lot of the time (including the full Wayne's World headbanging...God knows where they got that from, especially the normally pink-clad, super-girly two year old), so this might make for an interesting alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Mrs GTD! No need to be sad ☹️ I'll see your "scaramoosh" and raise you a fandango FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Here`s a couple of thunderbolts and a dsah of lightning for good measure Simon Bell - Caterham 7 Duratec R I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Very VERY frightening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 VINDALOO . . . where's the loo . . . VINDALOO . . . . where the loo . . . . mama maam let me poo 🙆🏻 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted October 22, 2004 Author Share Posted October 22, 2004 Galileo, galileo, galileo, Figaro... Mrs GTD Carbonette - patches that make it easy to say NO to carbon fibre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Magnifico........I think Simon Bell - Caterham 7 Duratec R I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 I see a little silhouetto of a man............ Crudders, I will expect to hear you word perfect in plenty of time before the 'Alice re-visited' tour. Brent Waiting for my Duratec SV 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 fantastic Like Tam, I particularly like the Rogan Josh line 😬 Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Mmmmm Lime Pickle YUMMY At last - The insurance company have got their finger out 😬 See the old Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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