Delbert Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Driving back from BH tonight there was a play on R4 called "about a Dog" It was all about a worlds view of a dog , basically you could "hear" his thoughts....... On Foreplay/ chatting up (gawd I hate that phrase) his approach was Walk up to female Dog (not sure if I can use Bitch on Blatchat) Have a quick sniff Then wisper "Keep still a minute" Now we will take "Get ur coat uve pulled" as a given. What is the Best / Worst / Funniest line used /recieved 🤔 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Delbert - I heard it too. Jack the dog is very funny 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 I'm sure my last Spaniel was like that..... However I do not think his attitude will help with the Ladies 😬 So if " Keep still " is a little abrupt Are there any new ones that might work... Purley for reasearch purposes When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racingshoe Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 ''Hey babe. I've got a nine-inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.......'' 😬 Rik Robarts - bl**dy bright orange 1.4k SS here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 well I had a girl come up to me in a club on friday night and try the line 'have you ever met a oxford physics graduate before'... slightly odd line I thought but I avoid the obvious (yes, two, and ones got a Phd now... ) response as she was quite cute (and rather drunk...). *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 ps it went wrong when I tried to sell her some leaches.... Sorry Mr Derek, another sale missed... ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 "Purley for reasearch purposes" - close to Croydon for excellent train links to London too Not a chat up line, but a technique used a lot in my 80's clubbing days. My Asian friend and I would pretend that he was the son of the Saudi Foreign Minister and I was the son of the Ambassador assigned to show him a few sights whilst he was on a visit. We used to hang out in night clubs and nurse a bottle of champagne all night. Little did people realise that we were scummy students who would have to eat mouldy rice for a week to afford the bubbles I am staying in the Hilton in Milan tonight, where all the airline staff stay Might have to brush off the old champagne glass Helllllooooo Phillips> The birth of the Gixxerham : pics here drivel here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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