Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 A medical supply area has been identified for the supply of theraputic products to the older children under the prescription of well known experts in thier fields (car parks and offices).... The product is said to remove the need for visits to expensive Seattle therapists and is self administered.... Leaches are the new Peney silin.... All I need is for 5 shedders to send me £500 and then I will send you the medical start up kit and a training coarse in how to recruit friends and family to sell leaches for you. I a matter of weeks you will have a "team" (not a chain or a pyramid) selling for you and you earn the commision for no effort.......... Applicants should not be squeemmish about blood and slimey things.. Apply in the first instance When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Count me in! Rrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssss THE Sssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssnot!!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 Ah the levels build I'll look forward to your cheque When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 In fact, I'll have 2! 😬 Rrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssss THE Sssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssnot!!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 Thats what this oppourtunity needs Courageous Like minded individuals who what to get rich quick with no effort. Well I've just made £1000 in 10minutes 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Bonzer! Rrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssss THE Sssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssnot!!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I'll take a dozen, no point in messing around when there's money to be made with buggggger all work involved Ker ching Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 Ahhh the sweet smell of £7k......... Now how do leaches breed........ When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Carefully Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Just like hedgehogs then Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Sussed it already .... see here Waiting for the insurance company to get their finger out See Barbarella (what's left of her) here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 ah, Delbert, whilst I find your new found plan very interesting I do feel that my skills and expereince would be better used helping you to guide and manage the new company as the Chief Operating Officer. I mean, could you really see me working as a peer with the likes of Ross 'i'm a jock get ma oot o 'ere' B and Sir Paul 'Bailey' Davis?? I also have a plentiful supply of leaches that are MOTORSPORT grade that I'm sure could strike up a supply contract with you for. These leaches have been specially breed usign PRE-PREG laminates that exceed AEROSPACE JAA QUALITY INSPECTION LEVEL 1A(sub section J). I have had considerable interest from FERRARI in these leaches. Needless to say their MOTORSPORT specification should lead to a significany price bonus on the open car-park market. I look forward to working with your new enterprise in the near future... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 I do find your proposition of interest, I have however sourced the day to day leach supply through a young entrpenour called Fletch..... he has a factory on a very remote Yorkshire More Called Slade where he has a manic Scotish Factory manager...... But to tie in the Motorsport Market as well World domination could be mine. Remember this is Multi level oppourtunitiy and definatley noty a pyramid.. Mr Caravaner shares are available at £1 each and I will isssue as many as you can afford (then issue myself twice as many) When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Are the working hours to my taste... 🤔 That is short, starting late and finishing early, local and definitely not required when the sun shines - if so, count me in G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 Well I made £7k in 10 minutes, assuing my first leverlers stump up the money And I've money not even counted yet . Shouldn't yours be some of it Gowan you know it makes sense in 6 months you could own your very own bit of Sussex Just send me £500 per share When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Mr GTD, please join us! In fact Delbert and I have a position in mind that we feel Mrs GTD might be able to fill to... Anyway, another tier of the NON-PYRAMID model we are developing is to look into whether the structural properties of Carbon Fibre could be improved by the application of a 'course of leaches' during the pre-preg lamination phase. We were wondering if you would be willing to head up the development of this possible new branch of business. We know you have MANY years expereince in the MOTORSPORT applications of carbon fibre, and are even geographicaly location close to one of the MAJOR MOTORSPORT C/F suppliers. we look forward to hearing from you (and Mrs GTD...) 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 So, GTD, and definitely not required when the sun shines you want to work where the sun DON'T shine??? 😳 Rrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssss THE Sssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssnot!!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 😳 I am not sure that Mrs GTD will adopt that position whatever the money 😳 Carbon Fibre Leaches Ltd? Has a certain ring 🙆🏻 about it! G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 shame.. it was going to be the role of 'Chief Landrover Defender Procurer and Tester'. oh well... maybe Kev & Paul could fight over it instead 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Cool...does that mean I'd be an ex-ek-er-tive Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 [whisper] Pssssssst, why pay over the odds for genuwin motorsport leeches when you can have these motorsport-style non-approved woodlouses at a fraction of the cost 🤔 They does the job as good as any leech. [/whisper] nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 I had my first letter today advising me of a great way to get money from the death of someone who might be a relative in South Africa. Unfortunately the sender left another message addressed to someone else at the bottom of the message...not that credible, then. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 Db , Please retract this implication that this genuine offer is similar to something that Mr Umboogoo or his ilk have tried previously in other areas of this website. Should a retraction not be forthcoming the my legal advisors Haddaway and Sheaite will be in contact 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Edited by - Delbert on 29 Sep 2004 19:41:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 Mr Caravana I am dissapointed that you missed this money making, sorry, litegious statement and failed to act When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICHARD UMOOGOO Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 ARE THERE ANY PLACES LEFT? AS MANY OF YOU WILL KNOW, I'M NEVER ONE TO MISS A TOTALLY RISK FREE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. WARMEST REGARDS RICHARD UMOOGOO PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS PERSON AND PART TIME SHEDDER GET RICH NOW ASK ME HOW ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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