Mrs GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 No, but you could try a certain German car dealership not a million miles away from us. They're trying to bleed us dry at the moment... Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 Or as they call it "The Mastercard service" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 The word service used in conjunction with this particular dealership's name is an oxymoron... Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Oh - is it a song? I just thought Delbert was being original. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 hey, you've really met quite a few of us now Mr Derek! I prescribe... " a course of leeches". that should improvify your spelling.. Rrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssss THE Sssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssnot!!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Not that I've actually met you....... Rrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssss THE Sssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssnot!!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 But Dundee beckons........ When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Personal delivery of leeches? Rrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssss THE Sssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssnot!!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Walking on the beeches, looking at the leeches... That should improve your skulliung. 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 hey, you've really met quite a few of us now Mr Derek! I prescribe... " a course of leeches". that should improvify your spelling.. YoN Bah humbug Edited by - Your older Nemesis on 29 Sep 2004 11:14:17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 How did you know that I knew all the Barry Manilow song lyrics???? These ones are by Rupert Holmes...... Even more embarrased Delbert runs and hides before the younger shedders point fingures and larff When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Too late! Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Leeches - Get yer leeches over here Special offer today only, buy 5 get one free Waiting for the insurance company to get their finger out See Barbarella (what's left of her) here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 What happened to the shed leech sales people ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted March 9, 2007 Author Share Posted March 9, 2007 Ahhh, If only I had the time to explain.... I thought I had a contract with a Industry leading Leach Racing Team that was going to buy all the super trained, light weight leaches I could produce. But I had mistaken a drunken promise in a Bar, so after a few weeks of trading the Leeches were starved of investment and allowed to go free.... Others still market Leaches but not these Superior ones 😬 If at first you don't succed Sky diving is not for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 "But I had mistaken a drunken promise in a Bar" Come to my room she said, but then turned out to be rather well endowed in the trouser department Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 *eek* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams Just Livin' it!! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Don't worry Willy7 Delbert doesn't like women with a full beard Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Carefully trimmed?? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams Just Livin' it!! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Trim your beard with a chainsaw and he might consider it Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyBot Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 "I like a man in a bar, with a funny little car, and a plan for escape for the two of us, it's more cosy in a car that's so tiny and by far more exciting and romantic than a TravelBus, I'm an old fashioned girl, take me somewhere in a whirl-wind romance and you may have a chance with me. It could be you and me take a flyer by the sea then live forever with a Seven in the shed, only now is the time made for trying things that rhyme, what I'm saying is it's harder when you're dead!!! With Jack Daniels or Jim Beam I'm occasionally seen, but it isn't neccessarily so, so if you think that we would be happy by the sea, book the Hotel Mr Del and lets GO!" 🥰 Singalong with Shirley! Well HELL, what did I do with that middle-eight? Edited by - Little Shirley Temple on 10 Mar 2007 11:50:37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 *arrowup*You are a feckin' freak 😶🌫️ 😳 🙅🏻♂️ 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams Just Livin' it!! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 What the hell? But this thread is ANCIENT! Maybe it's like with whales.....they communicate by sending out signals and it may take a LONG TIME for another whale to hear the call. Maybe if Del sent a signal in 2004, it took 3 years for it to reach the right sort of ears, and now we have the response at long last. I think it's very cute. Who the hell is thees crezzy gel? Don't women poetesses always have glasses and very furry legs? Keep a tazer handy, Del Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Jeez Davis, what have you started now? Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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