Delbert Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the man you've looked for, write to me, and escape. Eddited as I wrote out the wrong verse , that is definatley a Delbertism When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Edited by - Delbert on 28 Sep 2004 21:22:07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 lady? Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 Oh most definately!!!!!!! prefferably rich When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Hmmm Pina colada Yuck Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 How about I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Errrr champagne Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 Next applicant please 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 lol Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 Applicants might be too shy to apply on line so..... I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape. 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Oh i see like that is it Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 Well I've just checked the tickets for this "conference I'm going on in the Algarve and it is for Me and a "partner".. Delberta is in school so I just thought When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Well you never know you might get lucky Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 May be I should be more direct how about " fancy getting p1$$ed for free" " Have mini bar will travell" " My Amex wants to show you my suite" Or maybe I'll get drunk with clients as normal When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Probably the last one Del Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 IIRC Delbert, the bloke in the song ends up meeting his own wife in the bar, as she's the only one who replies to his ad!! 😬 Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Rrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssss THE Sssssssssssssssssssssssscottish Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssnot!!! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 I new there was somit about that song I didn't like Hello Dr Crane I think I need to re new our aquaintance I'm listening says Dr Crane Well says Delbert, I've been spending lots of time in a virtual shed "talking to people I've hardly met" And now sub concioustiously I'm placing a wanted ad for the ex wife to meet me in a bar called O'Mallys. WHat should I do? Dr Crane crumples into a heap screaming Lilleth... Lilleth.... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 hey, you've really met quite a few of us now Mr Derek! 😬 I prescribe... " a course of leeches". that should improvify your spelling.. and go and give these people here a call. They are bound to work out cheaper in the long run.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 😬 Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Eeeeek Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 I think at 500 euros an hour I'll stay with Dr Crane......... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 hey, you've really met quite a few of us now Mr Derek! 😬 I prescribe... " a course of leeches". that should improvify your spelling.. and go and give these people here a call. They are bound to work out cheaper in the long run.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 This is getting like the other shed with an echo like that Or Dr Crane I'm now seeing threads before they apppear what can I do...... Dr Crane replies that he has no cure for that , If he did then Eddie would not scare him so much as he is convinced he can see his demise at the claws of Eddie............... That will be anothe 500 Eurooooos please When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 hey, you've really met quite a few of us now Mr Derek! I prescribe... " a course of leeches". that should improvify your spelling.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 AHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH The voices Must use leaches Must use leaches Is there a leach salesman in the shed PLEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEEeeeeeeeee When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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