Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 ...Was stuck in traffic dying for a p1$$ so I used a coke can.... Police stopped me and asked what was in the can... Now I've been done for being in possesion of Canapi$$ Allready in Taxi, coat over my lap and leaving for the airport 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Yes Delbert i read about this last night after recieving a text message I was on my break in the staff cafe and everybody was staring at me as i was laughing so much 😳 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 Twas me via the Big man When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 I know i know Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 green eyed monster always will get you in trouble delbert old boy Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Edited by - Steve-B on 24 Sep 2004 10:39:23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 The very same thing happened to me last year 😳 When i got to the police station, the duty charge sargent left me alone for a minute, so i grabbed the can off his desk and legged it The barstewards came round to my house later and arrested me again. Because i had thrown the evidence away, they couldn't do me for the original offence. So they charged me with "Taking the p*ss" Waiting for the insurance company to get their finger out See Barbarella (what's left of her) here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Groan Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 Once dressed as a firework I was arrested on my way back from a party After a while I was Let off Leaves shed, head hung low 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Someone has burgled the storeroom at the police dog kennels. Detectives are investigating the crime, but at present the police have no leads... nothing... Edited at last. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that's better... Edited by - MisterToad on 24 Sep 2004 16:48:06 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 To complete the exodus can anybody remeber the joke where a flat battery walks into a police station and is Charged When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large. When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 A policeman stopped a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!" Gawd I'm bored............ That can be the only excuse 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Monica Lewinski's stain wasn't what everyone thought - it was soup.... Cock-a-leekie Rosssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest Wheres the Taxi when you need it When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Everyone pray with me.....dear lord....please let Delberts web connection go down for a while....we need salvation from his awful jokes....just for a while lord...PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 Just for you... A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Someone has stolen all the fittings from the lavatories at the police station The police have not found the culprit yet, as they have nothing to go on... 😳 nothing... Good thing I didn't take off my coat ... TAAAXIIIIII ❗ Edited by - MisterToad on 24 Sep 2004 16:36:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 Hold that Taxi we can share A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 i saw a policeman just this week arrest a female bicyclist ...... she was arrested for....... peddaling p*ssy on a public street 😳 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 As a Five year old Little Delbert I was lost, so I went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Delbert replied, "Fast Cars Beer and women!" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 😳 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 Delbert. Is it possible to knit a 'pair' of socks? Surely you'd have two knit two socks the same? savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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