Mrs GTD Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 ...that when four blokes are staying in a two bedroom flat (after a night on the razz), with two double beds, two of the blokes will end up sleeping on the floor Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 But are the 2 blokes on the floor sharing a sleeping bag ? And where are you in this scenario ? There were 2 nuns in the bath and one says to the other ............... Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 If my guess is correct they'll engineer it so they don't even share a room. I will be safely tucked up in my own bed (with the alarm on, Mr Davis, before you get any ideas), a good 25 miles away. Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Being out on the razz means snoring like grizzly bears and bottom coughs to match - the farther away from each other the better when this occurs. But more importantly being drunk and asleep may mean you forget the person sleeping next to you isn't your usual bed partner - see Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Saves on embarrassing arm over moments - or for that matter any other part of your anatomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Should GTD be doing this sort of stuff what with him being so old (nearly), the dirty little stop out. And leaving his Good lady wife at home on her tod with nothing but a book of Nuns in the bath jokes to keep her amused until the milk man arrives 😳 The people who end end up with one of the beds, who can blame 'em, they've gotta have somwhere to "entertain" any new friends they've made during the evening Who's got the soap ? Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 One of the blokes on the razz tonight has a reputation for making the most evil smells - so maybe he should sleep outside 😬 I will not be reading your book about Nuns. I'll mostly be cuddling the cats and having a well deserved early night. Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 After drinking copious amounts of wine Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Cue a Mrs Slocombe joke.... "I was only stroking etc" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 24, 2004 Author Share Posted September 24, 2004 You are becoming very wise, Paul. Tempting though lots of wine is Miss, I've got to be up bright & early on Saturday to go shopping for GTD's birthday pressies. You can have my wine instead. Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 I was hopping that he would take the bait and get another "slapping" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Please try not to distract her preparations for my birthday by getting Mrs GTD drunk (that, of course, is my job!) And honestly if you had met the blokes in question you would not want 'em within 50 yards of your bed after (or indeed-y before) the amount of stella's finest that we'll be drinking this evening! 😳 >> G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 GTD - some simple arithmetic: 10 pints of Stella = good night + memory loss Rosssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 And if done in Brighton a Pain in the 🙆🏻 for no apparent reason When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Rosssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 See you there then GTD.....will be on the toon myself this evening 😬 😬 😬 Dannyboy - 95,000 miles and rising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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