Delbert Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I knew Dab had many channels but is David "The Kid" Jenson really back ❗ When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Editted after a correction Edited by - Delbert on 23 Sep 2004 12:31:03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I take issue with the Kid tag...he must be about 92 now 😬 Rach Joint Cambridge AO - apparently 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 No, no, no! I wouldn't put him a day over 89! Rosssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I had a ladychum who liked silly cars and doin daft things but I swapped her for one who liked silly cars and daft things even more. Then she moved in. Within a week the engine components were evicted from the dishwasher, the motorbike had to leave the kitchen, the various cars had to be tucked in the garage out of sight and we now have a diningroom. Whatever that is? And she's more mad than a hat full of rabid goats and spends money like she was earning it. Just off to perfect my time machine *confused* savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Me, lady-friend? Not at the moment - don't go leaping to conclusions Miss Mav 75500 miles and not driven enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Correct me if I'm wrong Ewen, but you definately had company of the female persuasion at Anglesey....she may not be a friend but she's surely a friend The name's Puff, Powder Puff N7XTC Edited by - Powder Puff on 24 Sep 2004 08:45:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 "Spends money like she was earning it" Magnificent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 and if she's not a "friend" can I have a go ??? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 I thought Tour rules applied, Thus section 14 sub section 2.... ".... All males on tour will clearly define the availability of all females in thier party to aviod interniscene fighting at a later (drunken) point ......." When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Do you honestly think Mr Davis will play by the rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Perhaps they just had a cuddle and a peck on the cheek. On the other hand, see the Mrs GTD thread. Could she have been a bloke in drag ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 I didn't see you with anyone at breakfast Paul....are you sure you weren't imagining her 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 That brings me to appendix IV..... On Tour forfits..... "When any member of the tour breaks any of the accepted governing rules forfits will be decided by a commitee of elders ....." "....... These forfits will always start with drinking the slops tray ........" ".... Other options can include such additions of a Moose...." The Cardinal rule being "What goes on on Tour Stays on Tour" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Tour rules also state that a forfiet of 2 fingers of Any spirit for every spelling and grammer mistake....... So thats my day bu$$ered then 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Back to work Delbert *mad* Dannyboy - 95,000 miles and rising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 PP The lady in question was rushing off the play with her hair straightners prior to a attending a wedding that morning. Ewen was only invited to the wedding piss-up and so was still in bed. ISTR We'd both finished our breakfast by the time that you, B, MM and M has dragged your carcasses out of your respective pits and down to breakfast Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Do I have to 🤔 All right then . Wanna buy some Polystyrene 🤔 Go on Go on you know you want too 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Is there a free trackday thrown in with every order 🤔 😬 😬 If so, I can see quite my company developing some novel new uses for it 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Dannyboy - 95,000 miles and rising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Actually............ I believe one of my reps is in Chichester at this moment When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 and the RAF need lots of polystrene for targets, they also need curries on a regular basis Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 That one did not work When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Don't worry Delbert....it's POETS day anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 Ahh another excuse but to POET one would assume I actually started When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 No denying that logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 I have no need to take a POETS day 😬 I'm off already Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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