KevSull Too Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie, Lurks in yer bellie efter a feastie, Just as ye sit doon among yer kin There starts to stir an enormous wind. The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Start working like a gentle breeze But soon the pudding wi' the sauncie face Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place Nae matter whit the hell ye dae a'body's gonnae hae tae pay Even if ye try tae stifle it's like a bullet oot a rifle Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair Tae try tae stop the leakin' air Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek Pray tae god it disnae reek But a' the efforts go asunder Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder Ricochets arrond the room Michty me! a sonic boom God almighty it fairly reeks A' hope a' huvnae sh1t ma breeks Tae the bog a' better scurry Whit the hell, it's no ma worry A'body roon aboot me choakin' One or two are nearly boakin' I'll feel better for a while Cannae help but raise a smile It wis him! I shout and glower Alas too late, he's just keeled ower Ye dirty bugger! They shout and stare I'm no that welcome any mair Where e're ye go let yer wind gang free That sounds jist the joab fir me Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party Ower the sake o' one wee ferty. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 😬 Has to be read aloud for the best effect Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 😬 Tee hee 😬 😬 Ooh, this post wasn't for me... 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Aaahhhh, the Great Rabbie Burns I have a cracker which I'll post when I've time 😬 It's called "An Ode Tae a Penis" 😳 Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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