Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 On first aid, I'm going on a two day course starting today They obviously don't know me ❗ Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 I thought i was meant to be heartless, I will have to try harder as people seem to think i actually care Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Right i'm off to work, see you later 😬 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Speak to GTD as I think he's a qulified first aider. Have a good day. Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 i'm a qualified first aider, and taught FA merit badge courses some years ago, so am completely qualified... things to always remember: 1) it is better to amputate than to tourniquet a limb injury 2) if in doubt, cut it out 3) elevating the head isn't nearly as effective as pouring 1/2 bottle of whisky into a person suffering shock 4) if a person gets an electrical shock, the best way to get them back into phase is to shock them again practise these, and i'm sure others will along to add to the above list, and you'll go far Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Sadly my first aid at work course has expired - but I do remember that the instructors give high marks to those bringing their own leeches G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 5) Using your tongue whilst administering mouth-to-mouth is not mandatory, unless the patient is *really* fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 6) all problems originate in the buttocks, so a quick shufty to check for abnormalities is standard practice 7) you should wear your nurses uniform at all times, just in case Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 8) A daffodil can substitute for a rectal thermometer in an emergency BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 as can a small cucumber, or maybe a courgette... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 9) CPR is best done on a woman b holding BOTH breasts and compressing gently 😳 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Edited by - Steve-B on 2 Sep 2004 10:57:30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 neil.c... 😳 LOL 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 The best 1st Aid vids are made in Sweden 😳 [PaulD] Oh ja, ja, baby, ja, etc... [/PaulD] Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 10) Take all cash out of wallets before administering First Aid It saves the invoicing hassles later HR person with a First Aid Quallyithickation Ahh its so he can treat the carpet burns on the cowering individuals sitting in appraisals and administer asprin to heart attack victims hes' just informed are no longer in Private Med Plan 😬 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Oh why did i honestly expect sensible answers Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 MM a female with a First Aid Qually is a usefull person to have in your employ. To the extent if I was considering two female applicants for a position and all other of the main criteria being constant the first aider would get the job. It makes it easier should a female have an accident at work, based on the jokes above you can understand where problems could arise.... So take the training and then add to CV. Best of luck and enjoy Yes I know that some of the above can be misconstued.... "considering two female applicants for a position " Phnarr Phnarr 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Cheers Delbert Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Can I get back to wibbling now please 🤔 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Do what you like it's a free country and i have studying to do Mav get on the floor now please, I have practising to do Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 can i go get petrol first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Certainly my dear, but don't have any accidents until you get home Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 It hurts *arrowleft*there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Now MM you can only * kiss it better* if you are both consenting adults 😬 Off to area meet , first thursday etc, C Ya l8tr When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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