Myles Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 I just ejaculated pips all over the place -just missing my laptop! 😳 That'll teach me to put cherry toms on piazzas... 😬 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Stain on the carpet 🤔 Thats a lost deposit 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted September 1, 2004 Author Share Posted September 1, 2004 Groan! ☹️ Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Popped your Cherry 😬 (well somebody had to beat Davis , Hmmmmm now theres a thought how far is with in an inch of his life 🤔 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 I think you need to Delbert Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 "piazzas" Gone posh in Scottingland, you used to call it a marketplace 😬 Or its a real MAN sized pizza the size of The Grass Market... WhhhEEEEyyyy 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted September 1, 2004 Author Share Posted September 1, 2004 Well, if you can't find your tape measure, you can always use your sandwich plate nut spanner -it'll be close enough... Piazzas? Well, if you do a search of the sheds, you'll see I've been calling them that for a shortish while - I was trying to see how long it'd take to wind someone up... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 For once in my shed existance I thought it was nice it was not me being picked up on my appauling spellin, got over excited..... Now go sign your forms When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Was the piazza deep fried?? 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted September 1, 2004 Author Share Posted September 1, 2004 Forms? Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted September 1, 2004 Author Share Posted September 1, 2004 You mean for Anglesey? Nah, do it on the day mate I'll have plenty of time this time - at the first one, I turned up with the magical AR7E tyre-rack bolted just before the drivers briefing - and then found out that the novices were out first! Only just managed to get the car unpacked and the rack off -still missed the first lap - and did the first session on my road tyres. ...not bringing the rack/track tyres this time... Might be an expensive mistake... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted September 1, 2004 Author Share Posted September 1, 2004 If you mean my contract, then , you're probably right - can't get paid without it... 😳 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Myles, up these parts that's known as "clearing the custard" Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Only Ross' custard is missing a vital ingredient Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 😳 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 delbert... *mad* 😬 and please tell me its 26mm really 'cos that is what I ordered yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Aaaah, but not vital for me, hence my visit to the scrote mechanic for a minor up(down?)grade Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 So this scrotal technician used a more subtle technique than just bashing them with a lump hammer Supercheese R250 Edited by - Paul Davis on 3 Sep 2004 11:01:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Yes. The "slit side of scrote & yank tubes out of slit, snip tubes, tie a knot in each open end, stuff back in, sew up slit, off you pop, NEXT" method was performed 😳 Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Thud 😳 ❗ BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Got me a coupla days off work Oh, and a guarantee to never father any more children 😳 Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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