Delbert Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Well the Best man died early, threw chunks so we moved pubs Groom hid 4 pints behind curtains Delberta can drink more than them its 12.45 I'm sober despite wasting my carb free diet Not a chesticle in sight No spandex Not a groom tied to a lamp post Sitting hear eatingb Cheese on Toast with Bride Has anybody had a more boring stag night 🤔 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahatma Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Nope. My last one was in Torquay. We got thrown out of the 1st hotel after night 1. Apparently, dancing on the roof, naked swimming at 4am and someone threatening the night porter didn't go down too well with the hotel owner! Half of the party got thrown out of the club too ... not for fighting or anything, they were just too drunk to stand. That was the quiet night of the weekend. We made the local papers on night 2 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 You have not told me about this son. I think we need to have a chat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Mav Does this mean there is a shedly stag do forthcoming, possibly in Cheshire ? Paul 🤔 😬 🤔 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Not likely Paul... Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 No chance Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 ☹️ boo hoo ☹️ i wanted to be worst man Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Ha ha ha Not going to happen Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 *mad*it Steve B Big Black Beast^3 USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 I had a Stag Bank holiday, so think I can be excused a farily tame "night". Think I was happlily tucked up in a sleeping bag by 2am Sunday morning Apart from the Girls v Boys carting on the Saturday morning, I think I was drunk from Saturday Lunchtime to Tuesday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 The karting sounds like fun The Hen/Stag night i couldn't be bothered with though Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Aw go on! Get wed so we can have a shed stag/hen 😬 Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I will never have a hen party. It just isn't my idea of fun Sorry 😳 ☹️ Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Hmmm But can we chain a naked Mav to a lamp post just for our own amusement without there being a wedding in the pipeline ??? Go on, say that we can Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Nope he would be in agony for days afterwards, He would need lots of happy pills after you lot torturing him. He could go Karting and for a friendly night out though 😬 If you lot promised not to do "anything nasty" to him ❗ Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Us? Never! Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 If there was to be a stag night they certainly wont be now Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 You lot are not to be trusted Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 ☹️ Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Don't get me wrong Ross there isn't going to be one anyway, but you lot plotting things to do to my Mav is far to scary for me to comprehend Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Right i really ought to be getting ready for work, so bye bye everybody Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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