Dickie Normuss Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Something to make the shed run more smoothly 🤔 here Edited by - ric on 25 Aug 2004 22:51:33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 We are temporarily unable to respond to your request. Please try again in a couple of minutes. ☹️ Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 I know It should be "shedder lubricant" Seek forgiveness, not permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Good to see you back, ric Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Still doesn't work ☹️ Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I did find this here 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 ah ha here Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 What this? *wooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah* (slides across shed floor ungracefully into far wall) My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Hey We could lube up Mav again, that was fun Who wants to join in 🤔 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 No no no Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Marge, you mean, not Mav 😳 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 😬 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Marge? Marge? Who the f$kc's Marge 🤔 😳 ...with apologies to all who were not in the Loire this July... FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Livin' next door to Marge Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I don't suppose that any of you fine shedders have heard of/listened to an aussie called Kevin Bloody Wilson, have you... Very amusing 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Going to see him again in October Livin' next door to Alan ............. It f@rted and $hit itself in Jutland Parade Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 They came down from Meekatharra In a burned-out blue FJ That farted and just **** itself in Jutland Parade Right next door to Bondy's When the smoke had cleared a voice said: 'Eh .. this place look all right We'll tell the government it's a sacred site Dead ****in' easy' 'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' bloke? Hey, I'm your brand-new neighbour ... hey, mate you got a smoke? And I think I'm gonna like it here Livin' next door to Alan' Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs A dead roo on the roof rack and a boot load full of grog 'And I'm flash as Michael Jackson now I'm Livin' next door to Alan' 'The first thing that we gott a do is get another car 'Cause the one sittin' out the front won't even ****in' start We'll call that bloke again from the government He's all right, eh?' So they called the bloke in charge of all the government grants And the next day in the driveway was a new Mercedes Benz 'Eh, come 'n' have a look at this one, Edwin This one's got a wireless ... look at this, eh' 'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate? You got a real flash car, but my one's flash one, eh And I believe that my one's faster than yours, Mr Bond 'Cause mine's a red one' Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs All squeezed in the front seat with the wireless turned full on Listenin' to Slim Dusty now they're Livin' next door to Alan So Bondy called Ben Lexcen and said: 'I want another yacht, twice as big And twice as fast as what I already got That'll **** 'em' So his neighbours called some welfare mob, not to be outdone And got the HMAS Melbourne on some sorta government loan Got me knackered -- they just said they wanted to Go fishin' for yabbies in the river 'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate? You got a real flash boat, but my one's flash one, eh? And I think I'm gonna put him in the river Next door to Alan's Fifteen dogs, 9 adults, two dozen screaming kids With lines strung from the flight deck, tryin' to catch some squid Swimmin', fishin', pissin' in the river Next door to Alan So Bondy threw a party, The likes you've never seen And invited everybody from the Premier to the Queen -- And the Leyland Brothers So his neighbours baked bungarra on a barbie on the lawn And invited all their relatives from Meekatharra to come down 'Hey, Edwin, don't you forget to bring a big flagon of woobla There's a party on at my 'ouse!' 'I don't know why he's leavin', or where he's gonna go He says he's got his reasons and I reckon that I know He just never got used to Livin' next door to Abos' 'He's jumpin' up and down and he's makin' such a fuss At least we don't got ****in' coons livin' next door to us! Now we gotta get used to not Livin' next door to Alan Now we gotta get used to not Livin' next door to Alan 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I truely did roll on the floor laughing my Ar5e off when I first heard this guy. 'Mick me mate, the master farter' is a fave, as is 'the great roberto.' Just what you need on a summers day, with a barbie on full chat and a bin full of tinnies! 😬 Nice one BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 He's great live and his UK tour starts soon here Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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