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[Adrian Bruce]

here

 

 

[Mrs Mav]

 

 

Viv for sure

[Badger Bill]

Bruce: G'day, Bruce!

Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!

Bruce: How are you Bruce?

Bruce: A bit crooked, Bruce.

Bruce: Where's Bruce?

Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.

Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.

Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

Bruce: That's a strange expression, Bruce.

Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil

a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly

to herself.

Bruce: She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

Bruce: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now!

Bruce: 'Ow are you, Bruce?

Bruce: G'day Bruce!

Bruce: Bruce.

Bruce: Hello Bruce.

Bruce: Bruce.

Bruce: How are you, Bruce?

Bruce: G'day Bruce.

Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin'

us this year in the philosophy department at the University of

Wooloomooloo.

Everybruce: G'day!

Michael Baldwin: Hello.

Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.

Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?

Michael: No, it's Michael.

Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.

Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?

Bruce: Gentlemen, I think we better start the faculty meeting. Before we

start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer.

Bruce: Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!!

Everybruce: Amen!

Bruce: Crack tube! (Bottles opening)

Bruce: Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the

philosophy faculty.

Bruce: I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind

him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-bates here.

Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!

Bruce: Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian

philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also

in charge of the sheep dip.

 

as although it is all funny, I thought that I might get told off for copying such a lot in one go.

 

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