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Call for a Mr Meldrew on Line 3


Violet Elizabeth

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Or a Wickes Man *smile*

 

Think they might be tillets ? Need to check as am fairly broad of 🙆🏻 so don't want to spend a fortune (2 of them thar things is as much as my engine 😳) and find I don't fit.

 

Or do as my tall friend Tito did ... try to get in the car and strain an 🙆🏻 muscle 😬

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Sorry to keep you waiting....your call is important to us at Meldrew World Domination Enterprises....please hold....

 

Tilletts, old chap. When I was really fat I fitted them OK. Now I'm less fat I still fit OK. They are jolly nice.

 

More than happy to let you have another fitting if you so require.

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Look this is getting rediculous

 

Theres snot on the wall , Ink Blots on the ceiling

 

Worst of all theres a yellow puddle by that Davis pupil and whats that thats just fallen out out of his trouser leg.

 

Wheres the Headmaster, I'll be glad when this becomes a fee paying establishment.

 

I've got better things to do than clean up in here.

 

Theres a Wolf and Boonie Hound chasing a Sheep , babies nappies everywhere.

 

A Janitors work is never done *mad*

 

Cleaning up after pesky shedders

 

Edited by - The School Janitor on 12 Aug 2004 13:47:06

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