Hibster. Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 here 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 As dashing Captain Jack Aubrey says I am with child to find out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Ah harrrrrr. Just practicing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 "Its that man again". Quesions were asked about your whereabouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Me hearties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Who, me? I was on hols. Did you have a nice time in Singapore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 He was Shang-haied (or however that is spolled) arrrr ma leg - shot away on the gold coast when we battled a navy cutter Raked them from bow to stern - blood running down the gunnels. Sorry about that - got carried away. Welcome back Meldrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Hols? 😳 What kind of skurvy ridden, foul mouthed, lilly livered, land lubber speak is this 😳 For less, keel hauled you should be ❗ Arr, many a pretty boy has suffered at the hands of the evil hols, so they have. Now repent and go back from whence you can, or the Buda on ye I'll release. Arrhahahahahaarrgh! Evil Captn Black Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Ahh harr. I beg ee pardon, me hearties. I bin among the scurvy coves o'the Caribbean, launchin' meself to Davy Jones' Locker with nothing but a BCD, tank an' regulator while the Missus did seafarin' things with a fine sailin' cutter and the small Meldrews were pressganged by the kids' club run by Cap'n Sunsail. Naturally, tots of rum and a touch of the lash were in order. We even went to Nelson's Dockyard and small Meldrew No1 got to go on a pirate ship. Ahh harrrrrrr. There, better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 and next up on Radio Caroline, we have Dr Hook and the Medicine Show, with "Sexy Eyes" Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 That's a fine shanty that you be singing, so it is. Arrrr. Pressganged youngsters, a lusty wench a clippin' on the briney and a one way ticket to the bottom of Davie Jones' locker. I can feel me bebarnickled heart warmin' to ye already. Far wind to ye Captn Meldrew, and take no pity on those sons of biscuit eaters Captn Black Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 ... in just 5 minutes of your time I can show you how you could save POUNDS off your gas and electricity bills just by... G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Paying for 619GTD here Edited by - GTD on 9 Aug 2004 14:46:04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Edited by - Meldrew on 9 Aug 2004 14:49:24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Arrr, welcome ye back to port Cap'n Meldrew. Zounds like ye walked the gang plank a few times too, given yer trips to DJL. The port of Singapore was indeed a fine place for shore leave, and the vittels lived up to expectations after 9 months of biscuits and rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted August 9, 2004 Share Posted August 9, 2004 Arrrrr, them singaporeans aren't to be trusted. Last time I took the good ship Soucette to be overhauled they lost the yard arm, warmed the timbers so they no longer shivered and tidied up my private quarters. Aye, a definate shady deal, should you be askin'. I thank you for your weevil, now where's the good lady Captn. put my special occasion grog... arrr, there she be. Let us to the poop deck be amblin' so as you can tell me of your travels and I can relieve my bladder. Oohh, arrrrrr. Captn Black Badger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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