I.Mupferit Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Dear Shedders, I've gone and done it now. ☹️ I have decided to split up with my mistress of 7 years and fear that I will live to regret it bitterly. The trouble is, I haven't yet told her and I just know there will be bitter recriminations and many tears shed when I break the news tomorrow. Her new master is picking her up at lunchtime and..........and..........I don't think I can bear to watch as that beatiful rear disappears from my gaze for the very last time. I keep thinking about all the good times we had together, all the laughs and, yes, there were one or two tears as in any intense relationship, but most of all I will miss the absolute pleasure and contentment that comes from knowing someone so intimately............................Excuse me whilst I wipe my eyes ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ My wife has been very understanding of this relationship and has even let her accompany us on holidays in France. Oh how we three frollicked and ran so joyfully through the romantic, sultry vineyards but,.............no more. I feel so callous, so heartless to just cast aside someone to whom I had previously promised my undying love. I feel so...............empty now. ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ I don't usually write to agony aunts but I feel so helpless and in need of some kind words. ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ Have I done the right thing 🤔 Brent Not for much longer Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Edited by - brent chiswick on 6 Aug 2004 22:49:03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Absolutley, I speak from experiance, however I was the single one. But I do know that the other person has rebuily her life, that means most derek When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Prat! As long as you promise to get another sometime soonish.... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 6, 2004 Author Share Posted August 6, 2004 ssshhhh Myles, I can't speak too loudly in case she hears but .......................there could well be a much younger filly catching my attentions soon. Brent Not for much longer Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Right then ignore my serious advice, get a younger model, live the life then pay the price When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 What did happen to those Philadelphia adverts anyway??? Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 TRhe low cal Bar Stewards took over When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 6, 2004 Author Share Posted August 6, 2004 I fear I must be a serial philanderer or talking of low cal bars a 'cereal philanderer'. No come on, cut it out guys this is very serious. I worry that I am doing a bad thing here and all you can talk about is food. I mean, have some pity ❗ Brent Not for much longer Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 If we are being seriouus I refer to my first reply By the way I'm all right as well, having been the serial single one When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 6, 2004 Author Share Posted August 6, 2004 Well I'm off to cry myself to sleep now. ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ Please ignore my earlier remark about the young filly, I was being far too flippant. Brent Not for much longer Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Another one seduced by Miss Duratec?????? New duratec powered build underway *New website soon* I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 "there could well be a much younger filly catching my attentions soon" And she's gonna be a big girl and go like the clappers too 😬 Steve Se7en-Up! It'S NOT Green! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Brent, You have done the right thing. Welcome to the celebrity touring club (I know what he's getting next) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 If you're getting a replacement quite soon (SV?) then the sadness won't last long I am getting close now to nearly a whole year without a 7, with only the odd shot of my mate's 1.4K, and pax rides in some other 7s (thanks mav 😬) Hopefully not long now for mee though Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Join the club Rossybee.......it`s hell isn`t it.......particularly when we have had a reasonable summer here in NI. New duratec powered build underway *New website soon* I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 Mornin' guys, I couldn't sleep last night. ☹️ Crazy but I feel like this is the day of my execution and just counting down the minutes until it happens 😳 Talk to you later. Brent Not for much longer Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 How long 'til the start of the new project? Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Brent 😳 Thanks for the text - knowing how hard you worked to create an atmosphere of ambiance latterly with your menage a trois, it must be a truly devastating moment. ☹️ Indeed I have some photographic evidence of just how intimate the three of you were in France must have had something to do with the wine... or was it the thrall of the cockatoo 😬 I trust your intentions are as previously indicated and that the cosy threesome, soon becomes four Moving the coterie to larger quarters is definitely an inspiration and just think what fun you'll have in the new boudoir FH Edited by - FH on 7 Aug 2004 08:44:38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 😳 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 What's the ETA on the new mistress? 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 Well that was emotional 😳 mistress now on her way to sunny Worthing by the sea and new master Graham promised to pamper her and love her well as I have done. New mistress due to make an appearance sometime around mid October so that's it for this summer. 🙆🏻 Oh well, I shall just have to while away the evenings trying to choose a colour and final spec. Already had a few offers to help with the build so usual rules of engagement apply, ie bacon sarnies and choccy biccies aplenty ❗ Would love to see the piccie FH to keep as a cherished memento. Brent Now sans Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive but what a laugh we had Edited by - BRENT CHISWICK on 7 Aug 2004 15:53:21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 HHHmmmmm Bacon sarnies, where do I apply ? Paul 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 Brent - was it the "Seven Year Itch" that did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted August 8, 2004 Author Share Posted August 8, 2004 Well, Eric, it was either get a new car or get divorced and the former just seemed the cheaper option. 😬 My accountant will be proud of me Brent Now sans Zetec 209 Gone but not forgotten ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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