Tony Whitley Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 All right, I admit it, the only neologism I've come up with in living memry. Anyway: CRUNTY, n.: Woman, attractive to a male (O.K. not such an exclusive definition) Conflation of crumpet, Bunty, and er, something that excapes me at the moment An ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own. What You don't say ❗ http://chuggingcrunts.tripod.com got there first 🤔 Whatever you do, don't look at http://encyc.bmezine.com/?Scrunty_Piercing as I just did in the middle of the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Mr Whitley sir.... fine job. Utterly shedly behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 A sterling effort, Would a Blonde one be a Crunty Numpty 🤔 Then if you pulled you could have Rumpty Pumpty with a Crumpty Numpty 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 I've just tried the link I am now waiting a further call from IT *eek* How or Why did you find that I'm as shocked as a shocked thing could be that has just viewed a "crunty" When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Edited by - Delbert on 6 Aug 2004 16:07:10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted August 6, 2004 Author Share Posted August 6, 2004 I did warn you NOT to look. That's DON'T LOOK Edited by - Tony_Whitley on 6 Aug 2004 16:17:36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 I shall savour that for hometime, when the kids are tucked up in bed 😳 Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 But in my weak and feable defence when you tell a child , albeit 40 something, not to they are gaurenteed to try 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Yikes ❗ That would make even my local fishmonger blush Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Ah ,,, I knew it reminded me of something..... Green Lipped Mussels When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 If you have an erection that isn't going away and your chastity tube is stuck, it is very important that you seek immediate medical attention Stuck? It's bleedin' five hours late mate - I'd take a cab, but they won't go sarth of the river at this time of night.... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 New carpet needed here 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 It should be noted that in the veterinary world, castration employing dry gangrene (using elastrator tools and burdizzos) is a normal and time-tested method that is considered by many to be safer than invasive surgical methods. In the body modification community, this is almost exclusively used for male castration — but my cosmetic surgeon recently told me that he couldn't think of any reason why it wouldn't work on fingers as well (to be very clear though: he's not recommending that method, and neither am I... but if you try it, be sure to tell us what happens). 😳 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Myles are you Paul davis autobiographer 🤔 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Naaw, too many long words Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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