Mark Durrant Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Apparently Mrs N has withdrawn her ironing services due to Nemesis being a pain in the arse and his general poor performance as a husband. In an attempt to ride out this domestic crisis Nemesis has resorted to buying shirts that are one size too small so that the creases are stretched out so be warned do not stand in front of him or your likely to get a button in the eye I know that all you Shedders love Nemesis so is anyone out there willing to help, provide Nemesis with some ironing lessons or have any alternative solutions Muppet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 he is MARRIED *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Rossssssssssssssssss You do lots of ironing (and other domestic duties) could you give Nemesis some hints & tips ????? 6 hours to go 😬 Paullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 To Mrs N I thought that was MY wife 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Noger Does she do the ironing in your house ? Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 I wouldn't know which end of the iron to plug in... Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 The cold end. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Henstock Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Yes but they are both cold till you plug on end in Nick h Back From Kent Better For A Blat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Unless you have taken the iron to the tap to fill it up with water. Then it may still be quite warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 What the heck has a golf club got to do with shirts and water....that is the only iron there is isn't it...... ....looks around to see if Mrs B is about. Nemisis could try putting the Iron on the nuclear setting then simply iron the shirt while wearing it...only joking Nem...where are you? Puts out pile of toffees in the hope of attracting Nem into the sheds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Don't you all have Au-pairs 🤔 Even as a Divorcee I still did not realise shirts needed Ironing I just go to the Wardrobe. ( PS shes sun bathing again, I am on Chesticle alert) When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Fraid no Chesticles today but she did stand in the pool and pour water over them *cool* When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Arf! 😬 Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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