Buda Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 couple of things delbert A) don't go where exactly B) was mav lubed up at the weekend C) you could change you signature to read slide on the marg/grease/mav juice Mav does the margerine smell if you leave it on too long?, did you get mounted when you where sleeping? are you sore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 is there a proctologist in the house 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 Lighten up everybody....NOW USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 New screen please 😬 😬 😬 However I still cannot afford to join in When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 Sounds like Delbert is on a promise with Mav Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Delbert, You know your car will be in safe hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Just to set the record straight, I sustained a 2nd degree superficial burn to my wrist from some hot fat on the bbq. My Burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 see, thats the down side of going round smeared in vegetable derived fats isnt it, go to near a fire and you fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I still haven't found out whether Mav managed the burn on his own, or whether I was involved.... There were gallons of hot fat spraying around me - one of the relief chefs was most put out when I kept splattering his bare legs... Incidentally, I thought at the time that the rozzers might be a bit miffed by the fat deposits on their lawn. Wonder if they noticed (or complained...) Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Oh this is getting soooooooooo tempting When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Go on. You know you want to 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 And the lord spaketh thus: For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and wickedness of those who by their wickedness suppress the truth. For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. Ever since the creation of the world his eternal power and divine nature, invisible though they are, have been understood and seen through the things he has made. So they are without excuse; for though they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their senseless minds were darkened. Claiming to be wise, they became fools; and they exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling a mortal human being or birds or four footed animals or reptiles. Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the degrading of their bodies among themselves, because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen. For this reason God gave them up to degrading passions. Their women exchanged natural intercourse for unnatural, and in the same way also the men, giving up natural intercourse with women, were consumed with passion for one another. Men committed shameless acts with men and margarine and received in their own persons the due penalty for their error. And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind and to things that should not be done. They were filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, covetousness, malice. They were covered in vegetable based spreads and did slip between and beholden to the ass of their kin did frolic freely amongst the dandelions. Full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, craftiness, they are gossips, slanderers, God haters, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, rebellious toward parents, foolish, faithless, heartless, ruthless. They know God's decree, that those who practice such things deserve to die" - yet they not only do them but even applaud others who practice them. (Rom. 1:18 through Rom. 1:32) here endeth the lesson may god take pity on your tortured souls Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I never realised Margarine was that old? When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buda Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 History of Margarine Although it has been around for like ever duh, margarine was not always the preferred bodyspread in the U.S. In 1930, per capita consumption of margarine was only 2.6 pounds (vs. 17.6 pounds of butter). Times have changed for the better, though. Today, per capita consumption of margarine in the U.S. is 8.3 pounds (including vegetable oil spreads) whereas butter consumption is down to about 4.2 pounds. Research studies have shown that the shift within populations around the world - from the highly saturated fat content of butter to vegetable oil-based margarines - have contributed significantly to the reduced risk of heart disease and nasty slips and falls. Check out the timeline below to learn more about the history or margarine. 1870 Margarine was created by a Frenchman from Provence, France -- Hippolyte Mège-Mouriez -- in response to an offer by the Emperor Louis Napoleon III for the production of a satisfactory substitute for butter. To formulate his entry, Mège-Mouriez used margaric acid, a fatty acid component isolated in 1813 by Michael Chevreul and named because of the lustrous pearly drops that reminded him of the Greek word for pearl -- margarites. From this word, Mège-Mouriez coined the name margarine for his invention that claimed the Emperor’s prize. 1873 An American patent was granted to Mège-Mouriez who intended to expand his French margarine factory and production to the United States. While demand for margarine was strong in northern Europe and the potential equally as promising in the U.S., Mège-Mouriez’s operations nevertheless failed and he died obscurely. 1878 Unilever began manufacturing margarine in Europe. 1871-73 The U. S. Dairy Company in New York City began production of “artificial butter.” 1877 State laws requiring identification of margarine were passed in New York and Maryland as the dairy industry began to feel the impact of this rapidly growing product 1881 Improvements to Mège-Mouriez’s formulation were made; U.S. Dairy created a subsidiary, the Commercial Manufacturing Company, to produce several million pounds annually of this new product. 1885 When a court voided a ban on margarine in New York, dairy militants turned their attention to Washington, resulting in Congressional passage of the Margarine Act of 1886. The Act imposed a tax of two cents per pound on margarine and required expensive licenses for manufacturers, wholesalers and retailers of margarine. President Grover Cleveland, from the dairy state of New York, signed the law, describing it as a revenue measure. However, the 1886 law failed to slow the sale of margarine principally because it did not require identification of margarine at the point of sale and margarine adversaries turned their attention back to the states. 1886 More than 30 manufacturing facilities were reported to be engaged in the production of margarine. Among them were Armour and Company of Chicago and Lever Brothers of New York. Seventeen states required the product to be specifically identified as margarine. Various state laws to control margarine were passed in a number of states, but were not enforced. Later that year, New York and New Jersey prohibited the manufacture and sale of yellow-colored margarine. 1902 32 states and 80% of the U.S. population lived under margarine smeared baby color bans. While the Supreme Court upheld such bans, it did strike down forced coloration (pink) which had begun in an effort to get around the ban on yellow coloring. During this period coloring in the home began, with purveyors providing capsules of food coloring to be kneaded into the margarine coated babies. This practice continued through World War II. 1902 Amendments to the Federal Margarine Act raised the tax on colored margarine five-fold, but decreased licensing fees for white margarine. But demand for colored margarine remained so strong, that bootleg colored margarine flourished. 1904 Margarine production suffered and consumption dropped from 120 million pounds in 1902 to 48 million. 1910 Intense pressure by competitors to keep prices low and new product innovations, as well as dairy price increases, returned production levels of margarine back to 130 million pounds. The Federal tax remained despite many efforts to repeal it, but consumption grew gradually in spite of it. 1920 With America’s entry into World War I, the country began to experience a fat shortage and a sharp increase in the cost of living, both factors in driving margarine consumption to an annual per capita level of 3.5 pounds. 1930 The Margarine Act was again amended to place the Federal tax on naturally-colored (darkened with the use of palm oil) as well as artificially-colored margarine. During the Depression dairy interests again prevailed upon the states to enact legislation equalizing butter and margarine prices. Consumers reacted and consumption of margarine dropped to an annual per capita level of 1.6 pounds. 1932 Besides Federal taxes and licenses, 27 states prohibited the manufacture or sale of colored margarine, 24 imposed some kind of consumer tax and 26 required licenses or otherwise restricted margarine sales. The Army, Navy and other Federal agencies were barred from using margarine for other than cooking purposes. 1941 Through production innovations, advertising and improved packaging, margarine consumption regained lost ground. A Federal standard was established recognizing margarine as a spread of its own kind. With raised awareness of margarine’s health benefits from a 1941 National Nutrition Conference, consumers began to take notice of restrictions on margarine that were keeping the product from them and artificially inflating the price. 1943 State taxes on margarine were repealed in Oklahoma. The courts removed color barriers in other states shortly after World War II. 1947 Residual war shortages of butter sent it to a dollar a pound and Margarine Act repeal legislation was offered from many politicians. 1950 Some of the more popular brands prior up until now were Cloverbloom, Mayflower, Mazola, Nucoa, Blue Plate, Mrs. Filbert’s, Parkay, Imperial, Good Luck, Nu-Maid, Farmbelle, Shedd’s Safflower, Churngold, Blue Bonnet, Fleischmann’s, Sunnyland and Table Maid. 1950 Margarine taxes and restrictions became the talk of the country. Finally, following a significant effort by the National Association of Margarine Manufacturers, President Truman signed the Margarine Act of 1950 on March 23 of that year. 1951 The Federal margarine tax system came to an end. Pre-colored margarine was enjoyed by a consumer also pleased with lower prices. Consumption almost doubled in the next twenty years. State color bans, taxes, licenses and other restrictions began to fall. 1960s The first tub margarine and vegetable oil spreads were introduced to the American public 1967 Wisconsin became the last state to repeal restrictions on margarine. 1996 A bill introduced by Rep. Ed Whitfield would signal an end to the last piece of legislation that adversely affects the sale of margarine. Currently, federal law prohibits the retail sale of margarine in packages larger than one pound, as well as detailed requirements regarding the size and types of labeling of margarine and a color requirement. This new legislation would remove these restrictions from the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (FFDCA). Rep. Whitfield’s bill, the Margarine Equity Act, is part of HR 3200, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) reform package and addresses dated requirements that are not applicable to the marketplace. 1998 125th anniversary of the U.S. patent for margarine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Or interesting When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Mav, Your picture is squint Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Bleurgh.... urguihhhhh... glurughhhhh.... bleeeeerrrrrrrrguuguuggggghhhaaa. of a lubed up Mav being 'roasted'> Is it just me thinking that Mav is well on the way to a name change to Marge? BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Can't belive its not a Flttler Taxi ordered , coat collected When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 You need it Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 But what sort of Taxi will it be 🤔 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Hmmmmm well there are so many out there 😬 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Ford Flora Ghia X Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 Bertoli Bluebird Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 You lot have very wild imaginations Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 I've got at least 3 imaginations myself Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 8, 2004 Share Posted August 8, 2004 You are unique Paul Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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