Ernie Panks Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I used to take the pee out of my Dad for the Wurzel Gummidge style growth of hair sprouting from his ears and have just found it's hereditary! I haven't found just one, it's a whole earful that's just sprouted in my left ear overnight! I think I've got a few options; 1. Buy something from Victor Kiam 2. Try the edge of the Mach 3 or sharp scissors (risky) 3. Veet, if I can stuff a strip of it in there. 4. Ear wax & brown paper (similar to 3 but cheaper) 5.Comb it and put up with the ribbing I'll get! 6. Any other suggestions? visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Ernie Ross will now add you to his list of old shedders Suggestion 4 has a certain charm about it in a very British sort of a way, none of that poncy male grooming stuff for Ernie How are your nose hairs too ???? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 It'll be grey pubes next Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 You could dye it the same colour as your Seven Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Panks Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 Old? I'm only 34!!!! Nasals creep out generally one at a time Paul, a quick tug and 5 minutes of watering eyes sees them off. I agree Paul, male grooming not high on the agenda for me. In fact I'm a a text book candidate for "What not to wear" and "Haircuts from Hell" Rossybee no problem there at the mo 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Panks Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 What yellow & black? 😳 😳 *eek* visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 And eyebrow hairs the go UPWARDS ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Panks Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 No Dennis Healeys here thankfully. visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Give it 6mths Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 that'll start tomorrow Do you yet have a hair back ??? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Panks Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 Nope, bald as a Coot on my back. visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Waxing is great isn't it ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Quite breath taking you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Paul, does that "x" really mean "nk" Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Panks Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 looks around sheds for electric prod to help ernie feel better dang it, i know that i had it earlier 😳 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 Lighten up everybody....NOW USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Having had this prob for many years, (but not as amny as Paul!!!!!!!) I would sugest Ball point pen and forefinger plucking, good clumping achieved on each pull. The added benefit is nobody knicks your pens anymore When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Are you talking nasal or ear hair Delbert ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Both When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I'd like to see a demo of that Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Monday nite Holiday Innat Hemel I'm the caberet When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I wouldn't worry - if it's turned up overnight, it's probably just a hairy caterpillar that has crawled in. Try stapling a piece of lettuce to your outer-ear. That ought to fix it... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Hemel Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Yeah, next to the Big Petrol Office 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 All roads lead to Hemel Ross, it's the place to be Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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