Delbert Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Whilst I know I can't spell a client is throwing chunks in the loo of the Hotel. Now I've settled the bar bill at £ 231.60 and I have a presentation tomorrow at 10.00 worth the best part of £1mill pa. Now do I a) mention this or b) mention the 67 year old Lady boy that he came on to By the way a) is true and b) would upset his wife When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Good luck on the presentation Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Have a quick tot before the presso! 😳 😳 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Remind me never to give you anything with which to blackmail me Maybe you should open the presentation with a joke....'have you heard the one about the ladyboy and the ...' 😳 It's not the Caterham owning client is it The name's Puff, Powder Puff N7XTC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 £231.60 ....that is a huge amount of Root Beer... 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Doesn't that include the nekkid laydeez? Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 I suppose in Dundee you get a whole netball team of laydeez for that much Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 depends on their girth Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Oooor errr missus Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Ptcha! £231.60... I'm sure many here can beat mine, but ISTR picking up a £400+ bill once... Just get tequila flowing in some forn parts, and watch those figures rocket... ...my boss was there and had approval over my expenses, but there was no way he could pass it upwards himself Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Come to think of it, my wedding day only consisted of 23 adults & 16 kids. Bar Bill: over £1500 😬 A grand day was had by all Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Oh my god Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 That's cheating though - it was organised... ...genuine bar-bill shockers are the ones to brag about... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 Scarey 😳 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I can assure you, that bill WAS a shocker! Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I did about €180 in two hours in the hotel bar a few weeks ago.. Just two of us drinking a few nice malts. Just about managed to get that bill through before they tightened up on the expense policy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 So Delbert ....how did it go??? 🤔 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 5, 2004 Author Share Posted August 5, 2004 Well to report back, 1) apparently server error 500 means your topic gets posted many times, well I was very drunk 2) Client also blew chunks in Factory 3) Here comes the best bit, where I might have blown any chances...... He saw a picture of Zena on my Lap Top wall paper and promptly went into a discussion as to how the West***!!! kit he had just ordered would be based on a Ford Seirra. He then asked how I could afford a Caterham.......Are you based on Commision? a red faced Delbert explained a multitude of dead relatives, that I live in a caravan/tent 4)Returning home feeling a little knackered find I can spend 5 hrs on M62 as it is closed When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 So it went well then 😳 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 I take it you didn't mention the au pair 😳 Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Ah..... Hmmmm the M62 is one of the more scenic motorways on this fair isle.... Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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