Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 Does this make Alex a national resource and the saviour of public transport. I also believe weapons should be allowed into the Big Brother house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Now youve really lowered the tone - BIG BROTHER................nah ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 NaPP no I wanted Boonie to bog off, you'd almost think that this was his thread. I love you Pat, would you like some anagrams ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Gets a needle and joins thread together - there now all together and friendly again.............. I hate fights................. still working and hot here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Look, I don't car about your stupid plane, bin bags or whether the weather is hot cold, dry or wet, its all entirely your fault, because you spilled coffee on the new sofa last week, and I still haven't fogiven you. And why oh why is there a half eaten cucumber here Grrr to the lot of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 Paul - you floosey - I saw Pat first Right I've jumped in a bog now what? Oh alright I admit it - I've watched Big Brother - it's not my fault man - I'm a victim of society. There is nothing to do at night, my parents don't understand me, the Government isn't interested....I'm young...ish...all I wanted was to try it, see what they were on about and then suddenly I'm watching E4 in the middle of the night - I need your help and your pity man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 God that would be great The full name is Patrick Ramrod Superstud Maher Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Cucumber....isn't that were all this started!!!! We had an argument with upstairs...which meant we had to come downstairs and read Beanos 😬 If we have an argument with the Shed ....where do we go after that??? Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Jeez, it's pretty dangerous replying to a message with so many others nipping in on the inside. Real possibilities for miscommunication Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 Look Mrs B don't you know you musn't log on under assumed names - choosing Chrisb's logon is gonna get you barred from here Pat - new pen please - as I've just spat mine out. Narrowly missing the monitor. Presumably it's an old family name - maybe a maiden aunt's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 This is all very silly - don't you know they already have dogs on the flight deck 🤔 Because it's all computerised there's been no need for a flight engineer for some time now so they replaced them with dogs. Actually there isn't anything for the pilot to do either (apart from the announcements) so the dog keeps him company. The dog's job is to bite the pilot if he goes anywhere near the controls 😬 M1 7 SMW 1.4-now-1.8K Mem.No. 10376 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 Tony - presumably they are taught not to fetch the stick 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Dogs in planes, cats in swimsuits, what has this government done to the country 😳 Shouldn't cows be flying planes anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 For the very best in arguments, always combine some or all of the following:- Money Politics Religion Women 😳 Alcohol Boredom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 Is that where the term Milk run came from - I think they found that cows tended to land where the grass was greenest rather than at airports. The Aviation Bill of 1876 as a special bovine clause in it that prevents all manner of cow like animals from holding pilots licences - well lets face it - if you are trying to fly a plane with hooves and no thumbs - holding a licence while flying is just a recipe for trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Reminds me of a lovely mixed metaphor I heard a couple of weeks ago - "like Mickey Mouse, twiddling his thumbs while Rome burned" Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Edited by - (not a) Postman Pat on 3 Aug 2004 15:57:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 and from the same person: "like someone weaving across the motorway in and out of a coma of integrity" Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 😬 😬 😬 By the way once I'm in power I'm banning Disney - The Lion King is far too sad - how can children watch it without balling their eyes out...not that I did, you understand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Lion King sad You'd better not watch Bambi then And it's "bawling" Is the Coma Integrity the latest Lexus 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Or even *bawling* their eyes out. "Balling your eyes out" is altogether a different practice 😳 Sorry, touch of the Eric's there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Tooo slow Boonie: cows here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 Oooooops - I know better than that - speed, heat and not enough sleep. Indeed balling should have no place in a Disney production....although Snow White.........gets coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 gets in line behind grumpy, doppy, itchy, scratchy and wiblley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 😳 if you're on speed and in heat, it's not surprising you can't sleep Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 D *confused*R ☹️U *eek*G 😳S A 😳R *tongue*E G *cool*R *cool*E *cool*A *cool*T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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