Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 I'm hot and can feel myself getting angry so a good argument is what I need. However, to avoid any nastiness the argument should be complete nonscence and logic should be spurious - changing of oppinion, position, etc is allowed and personal taunts not. Like real world domestic arguments - other arguments should be pulled in that have nothing to do with the one that kicked it off. Right let's start - All planes should be yellow for safety reasons and dogs should be pilots as they are loyal and so would not crash. Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 I quite agree..... Ohh I've missed the point....sorry I'll start again..... I disagree the planes should be metallic purple...and should be flown by rabbits....and always upside down 😬 Exits are here here and *eek* Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 But dogs don't drink alcohol so that'll never work Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 I am sorry, but that is rubbish. Yellow planes would be near invisible at sunrise and sunset and lead to more collisions in what are currently near miss situations. My alternative proposal is that they should all be black with suitable lights for night flying - yellow planes would be just as invisible at night but worse during the day. As for dogs not crashing - I am sorry, but unless something has changed recently, dogs appear to have the attention span lower than your average school child - they are more than likely to be distracted by the food trolley passing and leave the cockpit entirely. Though to be fair, a good rottweilier in the co-pilot's seat would see off any loonybin terrierrists. The one that I have always wondered is about fitting the planes with abs/traction control.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 If they had to stick to the speed limit then lots of lives would saved, it has to be true, the Government says so. How about cats as pilots, they are good up trees so they'd be good in a plane Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 and more to the point PP forgot to take the bin out this morning Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 But was it raining ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballast Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 And...the bin bags are waterproof!!!! 😬 Bx Caterham 21 1.8K Supersport 😬 😬 (K8 XTC formerly R351 BMX) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 disagree with cats being poilots - they may get up, but can they get down again? Not without the use of the fire service, and therein lies the problem. All your passengers may arrive somewhere, but only once the plane is out of fuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 this isn't an argument. its just a continuous statement of opinions on a spurious matter. I think planes should all be grounded and everyone made in travel around on super-charge space hoppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 BX But is the rubbish waterproof ? Mav, we could fix that issue but having a fire engine at the front of 1st Class Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynne Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Excuse me people - but may a novice join in this debate Lynne (hot bothered and fed up cause i have to work) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Maybe, maybe not Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 But the point is a yellow plane will blend in nicely with the sun. This means they can't be seen by the frogs who often attack them in their hover cars. Statistics show that the right colour choice in public transport can keep down frog releated incidents. Surely in a crash dive situation the rabbits ears would become tangled and so make it difficult to handle the plane. Although I will admit you have a point - ion that they could use them like helicopter blades to autorotate out of trouble. Bin bags should be made out of cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Preferably a nice mild cheddar as this flexes more and doesn't smell so bad when heated.. However, it would need to be insulated with a anti-mouse sheath to prevent mouse ingestion of said bin bag Dannyboy - 90,000 miles and rising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 But if we had cat pilots there would be no meeces on board the plane and PP could put his cheesy rubbish bags in the hold. The plane could fly to an unpleasant part of the world (e.g. Dundee) and drop off the PP/BX rubbish Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 No! Bin bags should be made from Stan Ogden's old string vests (recycling ) WRT planes, remove the wings, replace with an assortment of upside-down cats and jammy toast (jammy side up), so therefore to create the natural lift/hover characteristics and properties of both disciplines. And because the planes would be much narrower, you could park them in Tesco's carpark (or Asda, or any supermarket) without people noticing. One exception to this, of course, is thinfourth's idea of parking in the trolley shelter Thinfourth sent me an email the other day, he is on a boat in the middle of nowhere, not having fun. Back on topic, you could roll yer weekly shop AND yer annual holiday in the sun all into one... "just nipping to the shops dear to get milk & bread" returns 2wks later with a tan, "where the h3ll have you been?" "Tenerife" Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 Lynne - join in your point is just as valid although of course I will disagree 😬 And another thing all fish lie and should be banned from riding bicycles in public places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 My goldfish told the truth. Once Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Some people would return with a tan and a nasty rash, would the calming effects of a cheese poultace help ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 you're all horrible - you never listen to me so I'm off to my mother's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Uranus is far too close to mine 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 ❗ Steve B Big Black Beast^3 Lighten up everybody....NOW USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 I think tree's should be turned into homes for the homeless. Especially cheese trees and Tea trees (where they get the shampoo from), what do you think Dave £0.21 ????? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Author Share Posted August 3, 2004 But how did you know? And how do they know if they can't remember. But if the cats eat the toast then surely that would create some sort of trolley shelter disaster. The fabric of the very universe could rip and we could all spill out. Picking up on Mav's point - you would need lots of firemen/ women and ladders to remove or replace the cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Boonie The firepeople could be launched using trampolines, don't forget all planes will be limited to 70MPH (30 in town) Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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