Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 More coffee here please - but that's not the answer 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 In Victorian tymes (sic) everyone had head lice. So all men, women and children where required to wear some sort of hat to keep their own personal louse farm under control. This lead to two things, firstly nobody every took their hat off, ever .... and second, the dark and humid atmosphere (I love a party with a happy ...) lead to incredible breeding rates of said liceses. Thus the safest place to put anything was under your hat, where nobody would every want to go, nor would it accidentally be removed. Hence "Keep it under you hat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 😬 😬 close but no cigar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 If you want to get ahead, get a hat Rrrrrosssssssssss!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 If you want to get a hat, get a head Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 If you fancy a curry after the show, then the Royal Bombay restaurant is just 5 minutes from this theatre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 You buying ? Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 pa pa, pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa. pa pa, pa pa, pa pa pa paaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ya! Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Your AD HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Is this shed like a phone box ? I didn't realise that was why it smells of wee 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Vindaloo's all round, and 24 pints of lager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 However the BBC are reporting that due to decreased immigration, curry houses are running out of staff. here Disaster Edited by - Noger on 3 Aug 2004 18:50:04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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