Ernie Panks Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Hi y'all , turns round, briefcase falls open, work cr@p falls out including catapult & half eaten curly wurly Gives up, scoops up belongings, chucks it all in briefcase, close lid, flings door open and throws it out of shed door> Right that's better, now how are you all? visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Ernie I'd be careful bending over with a hole in your breeches like that, Nifty or Beagle will accuse you of acting as bait Glad to see you're fixing your overworkedness with Vino Hhhhhmmmmmmmm, so many drinks, so little time Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Hello Ernesto I'll be 100 times better in 13 minutes time Then even better in another 20 when I get home & open me 1st Stella Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Bugger it, any of you chaps care for a virtual beer/wine/spirit right now? Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Why have a virtual one when I've got Ice Cold Lowenbrau in a frosted glass in my hand right now... Fancy one..... When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 No! I fancy 2! Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Panks Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Christ!! Forgot about that, I'm sitting here frantically sewing in my boxers as we speak! Better get finished before I'm more than 2 glasses in... . . . . . That's better visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 It's so hot up here the snows nearly melted! Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Hey some daft bu**er has left their briefcase outside So I....ummm...disposed of it. Good to see you Ernie Don't mind if I do - The outlaws are at my house this evening and the best way to face them is with a bottle in your hand - both a drink and a weapon - fabulous invention. I know it's hot but perhaps you want to put your pants and trousers back on old chap 😬 Hands over Beano, new packet of toffees and fridge for beer Edited by - Boonie on 30 Jul 2004 17:11:48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Panks Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Trousers now back on, bit tight due to rapid repair. Hope you don't mind BANG!!!!!! WTF???!!!! OK who's the comedian, I had a can of Lynx in my briefcase and look at the carnage, melted Curly Wurly and shrapnel embedded in the front door again! I've already been told off twice today for not keeping things tidy I think we'd better give Rachael the matches. I know she wouldn't play with them. visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 No...more...alcohol. And no more coffee, for you, Mr P. I think we've had a little too much... :) My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Panks Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Tooooo late (hic!) Firsht botle gon. 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 visit Carrotland.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 second can here ernie, welcome to the Buzz Zone 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 Lighten up everybody....NOW USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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