neil.cavanagh Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 i'm sitting in the tintop dealer waiting for the car to be mot'ed. dull. already sat i the 7 series. nice. tried new 5series for size.. front leg room has shrunk so won't be getting one of those! so what are the bets on what tintop will fail on? front tyres are very low handbrake is pooh exhaust makes nasty rattling noise. probably means Cats are dead. that could be expensive! off to look at m3 now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I'm bored doing self audits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 AUDIT All U Do Is Tick so tick..tick..tick. your done! now go for a blat with lovely new aeroscreen! car only failed on tyres... two new being fitted at 137 squids each. could be worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper nut Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 If you were expecting it to cost more you could always donate the money to me 😬 Give it DEATH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I'm bored. Sat at home. I'm sposed to be on night shifts but I cudn't be ar5ed so I phoned in sick which means I can't really go out to play in case I get all spotty. ☹️ savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 owelly... come meet me at preston bmw in 'boro. we can do donuts around the forecourt in the TRUE ultimate driving machine! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Henstock Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Just back from Boots HO, full of lovley ladies Then on to Caterham Midlands to pick up sump baffle gasket and 710 pressure switch. So Iam bored waiting to fit me bits Nick h Better For A Blat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I'm bored doing self audits... You''ll go blind 😳 I have just had a huge "Sunday Lunch" of Roast Beef, Yorkshire Pud, New pots and veg. Fruit and ice cream. And a nice bottle of Fleurie. Think I might have a doze whilst watching cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I was a little bored, so I skived off for half an hour and went to collect the 7, so I can enjoy a very indirect journey home. Next week promises to be even slower, as its well and truley into the Sheffield shutdown and most of our business is closed for maintainence Watch my posting rate increase somewhat 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Tintop got MOT'd today also....... Needed a front flexi-pipe for exhaust, side light lamp, exhaust bracket clamped. Total cost inc MOT? £280!!! Pooooooooooo Plus, I finish work and have to go all the way to the west coast again to collect my darling wife & kids ( 😬 & ☹️) Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Well I had the day off so decided to fit the tax disc holder 😬 After bending the decrotive ali in the footwell scratching the black windscreen bracket thingy Straightening the ali decrotive thingy And the 4 yr old boy next door telling me to use a hammer Found out I'm not as agile as I was I have realised my next 7 will be factory built and in futre priced parts will include fitting or the services of the fettler maestro When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Edited by - Delbert on 30 Jul 2004 16:14:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Next doors Au-Pair is sun bathing , the Lowenbrau is now cold, and she might role on her back in a minute *smile* Ohhhh today is getting better When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! 😬 Edited by - Delbert on 30 Jul 2004 16:17:33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 OOF! Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Get the camera out Boyo! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Come to think of it, Next doors Au-Pair Are they commonplace in your neighbourhood? If so, you lucky, lucky, bastaad ❗ Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Yes..... And she has rolled over.............. No hedgehogs under the arms..... and She remebered to cover her chesticles up When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 You are a "father green" Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Don't know about that but a dirt old man certainly I think its time I employed a new cleaner the current Mrs Mop does not " provide a full service" 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 c'est francais, "pére vert" , you dirt ol ma Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 It sounds so much more acceptable when said in French. PS got caught washing the Bedroom window for the 3rd time today When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Not with your own soap, I hope 😳 Rrrrrrrrrrrrossssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Its mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I walked through Green Park this afternoon and the only topless folk were builders and the like, there were lots of nice Italian & French tourists with freely roaming (although pert) chesticles in their T-shirts. I'm sure I could have been heard muttering under my breath "go on, bend forward another few degrees cos I can't see yer nips yet" Time for a cold shower Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Waitrose freezer cabinets are best, for the oppourtune voyeur a) better class of lady & b) They still have the low down cheest type as opposed to the more up right of Stainberries When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Excellent What was my local Safeway re-opened yesterday as a Waitrose, off to see those nips in a few mins Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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