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Steve-B

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If you were master in your own home you'd give your hen a peck on the cheek and tell her (not ask her) that you are off down to civilisation for a day or 2 to drink beer other than Stella. Then she'd prepare a gourmet picnic of poor mans curry, deep fried Mars bars and export lager for the journey and wish you luck on the stage coach.

 

In reality you're not allowed out without your ball & chain *eek*

 

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Type "Stilletto wearing scotsman" in to Google and they seem to go to Scottish Escorts not office freindly (not that bad no exposed chesticles but the womens army of Glossopp might not allow me to do it.. Peter Andre posters all over the sales office , another matter , Walk away now .... do not go there)

 

Now for todays sweepstake...

 

How long will it take Paul to find the exact site and report back on the type of chair the Lady is sitting in...

 

£5 to NTL if its under 3 Minutes

 

When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!!

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