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(might as well post the rest - it is rather good 😬)

 

Edmund: I accept nothing from a man who imprisons his guests in a commode.

 

Ludvig: I hope this scum (Torturer burbles a bit) has not inconweenienced you.

 

Edmund: It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience me.

 

Ludvig: Good. If he had inconweenienced you, I was going to offer you his tongue.

 

Edmund: Believe me, sir: if he had inconweeniened me, you would not have a tongue

with which to make such an offer.

 

Ludvig: Let me assure you, Herr Blackadder: if I no longer had a tongue with which to

make such an offer, you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that, if I had

inconweenienced you, I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue.

 

Edmund:Yes, well, enough of this banter. Who the hell are you, sausage breath?

 

Steve

Se7en-Up!

 

Percy: Ah! 'tis a car, My Lord -- a car cunningly fashioned from pure green.

Edmund: It looks like you've sneezed!

 

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