Mrs Mav Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Greetings everyone Fancy a cuppa Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Mornin Miss Mine's a coffee with one sugar please Gigolo Smoother Than A Cashmere Codpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 oops! I seem to have upset someone! Gigolo Smoother Than A Cashmere Codpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 And someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Noger What have I done to upset you? Gigolo Smoother Than A Cashmere Codpiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Suggesting that some of my friends are "disgusting". Anway, you are entitled to your opinion of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Goes for me as well. Well said Noger. Now lets go find Paul and cheer his mood with these here Curly Wurlies and this very rare copy of the Beano When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Now, hopefully back on thread . Morning Miss Mav, Just been brought a cup of Earl G. by Delberta. Bit of a shook, nobody told me she would grow up. Must be something her mother encourages but I supoosed 10 years old is old enough to use the kettle. I was then informed she made it in the Micro wave. So this Saturday I'll be instructing on kitchen saftey and how not to scare Dad 😳 😳 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Light bulbs are the things to put in microwaves as demo'ed by Clarkson on his talkshow Party poppers would be good too I expect, ker boom New microwave needed at Delbert Towers 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Foil 'croissants' are good - stand the croissant on it's end so that the horns are in the vertical plane - and with a gap of an inch or so between the tips. Turn on microwave - and (preferably from as great a distance as practicable), watch the light-show I'm fairly sure I've tried other things, but I can't remember what (from my student daze). I do remember that in my final two years, in our student flat, we had a discarded microwave previously belonging to one of the parents. The timer/control panel didn't work - so we pulled it apart and jigged it so that the microwave would operate direct from the mains. We never put the casing back together properly though - and so (as future 1st class hons Physics students), we used to run like hell to the other end of the flat each time we turned it on - then dash back in and pull the plug... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Oh, just remembered - to get a better result with the foil croissants, you should mould a metal paperclip into each of the horns with one end of the clip bent out into a spike - this ensures a very concentrated arc point, and also resists the rather impressive temperatures generated better than the foil on its own. Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Well I've covered 1)knives are dangerous, yes I cut myself 2) boiling water is hot, yup scalded myself 3) food comes from M&S in packets for fools like me 4) Stella is kept in the fridge nowoff to Franlie and Bennies as I think my fatherly duties are complete. Over to her mother for the rest, you know the ones "All men are Bar Stewards". This is how you get your own way part 1-15, The importance of Additional card holder status etc etc When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Hmm. I seem to be in the wrong shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 10, 2004 Author Share Posted July 10, 2004 Good afternoon peeps Hope you have had lots of fun in the shed 😬 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 10, 2004 Author Share Posted July 10, 2004 Apparantly (according to Mav) i have a drink problem 😳 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 yes - you do nto drink enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 10, 2004 Author Share Posted July 10, 2004 😳 Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 How can you have a drink problem when Sainsbugs is open 24 hours. My taxi firm collect and bring to house for a fiver When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 What pigging awful weather Annual viillage fair (aka everyone gets ver drunk and then we have fire works) and am abosutely soaked to the skin. Still, quite drunk though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 I went to the Rhythms of the World concert in Hitchin yesterday (hic) it's the largest free music concert in the UK, 6 stages plus circus, stalls and many bars (hic) and it stayed dry (hic and ouch my burnt bonce), I must wear a hat when I go back again today Photos are available if anyone is interested? Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 Glad you had a fun day peeps Sorry about the bonce Paul ☹️ Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Afternoon, peeps! There you go Paul , hope that made things better. Purely medicinal, of course. Custard is known for its soothing, emollient properties... 😬 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted July 11, 2004 Author Share Posted July 11, 2004 How about some whipped cream too Viv for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Ah yes, an excellent sunblock! [James T. Kirk] Whipped cream factor 25, Mister Sulu. [/James T. Kirk] SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRT ❗ 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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