Blatman Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 As I tell Mrs Noger, flatulence is NOT something that can be controlled 😳 I say the same thing to Blatgirl. It's even harder to control when you're sitting on a plastic chair, or in a lift... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 My dad always said they only smell for the benefit of the deaf. 😳 Brent Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 then i must be a Braille writer, after a Vindaloo from my local on a Friday night 😬 🙆🏻 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 Lighten up everybody....NOW USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Time to unleash the great cat debate... ...they tend to launch 'silent but deadly' offensives. Now - is that due to a low-pressure system optimised for hunting rodents? ...or a lack of buttocks Hmmm, haaaa. Tricky-one Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 It's because they're evil, devious creatures that place bad smells strategically, like landmines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Perhaps they have no sphincters Ross here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Contrari-wise - my cats would be delighted to demonstrate their sphincter area to you - they tend to treat all visitors to the 'rear' view, and their ability to clean it in public.... 😳 G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 velcro tongues 😳 Ross here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 try them on earwax Geoff - bet they'll love it* *preferrably before they perform the sphincter-cleaning process Ross here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 New keyboard here please 😳 And to think I only got this PC yesterday! G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Edited by - GTD on 23 Jun 2004 16:45:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 I can vouch for the earwax thing... ...actually, ISTR (might be wrong) that I brought this topic up a month or two back... 'twas DVA who reminded/told me about it... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 What a nice thread this had turned into ear wax, cats ring-pieces and splutter at the thought of cats and their lack of buttocks Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 and there's the thought that Rossssssssssss would be prepared to return the favour offered by the GTD moggies Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinfourth Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 can't be the buttocks issue as dogs can fart and they got no buttocks Sod the heater wheres my shades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Every time my sisters dog farts it runs round the room in surprise! New duratec powered build underway *New website soon* I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Our dogs do that, they make a REALY bad smell, and then sniff their tails and look really very surprised that this could have come from them ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 you want toxic parps 🤔 give the dog a PB & J sandwich 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 Lighten up everybody....NOW USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonbell Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 As many of you know we got our first dog before Christmas We took it to classes and have been training it as best we can and the results have been good. We`ve just been away for the weekend and left it with my parents............ It`s disobedient, and it has just run upstairs and jumped on the bed and lay down....... New duratec powered build underway *New website soon* I`ve seen the future.....and it`s powered by duratec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 had the same problem with Delberta, the daughter from Kerrang, over half term So thats not the dogs fault it can only be the grandparents When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Congratulations ... welcome to the wonderful world of being owned by dogs The sooner you realise that what hitherto you thought of as "your bed" is in fact "their bed" the better *tongue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Dogs, 11 year old pubescant daughters. The difference is 🤔 Discuss in lessthan 150 words When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 A dog is your best mate is you give him a sausage. 11 year old will require a pony at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Good point my lurcher is not demanding a black bedroom, surround sound and DVD in her bed room/utility room When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 However 11 year old is unlikely to sit on your head at 5am as the sun is up and is bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 No, currently avoiding sun, pale skin good, healthy glow bad. However does slam doors at bedtime When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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