Alex Birtwisle Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Do they wobble too and fro 🤔 Can you tie them in a knot 🤔 Can you tie them in a bow 🤔 Can you throw 'em over your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier 🤔 Do your ears hang low 🤔 Do your ears hang high 🤔 Do they reach up to the sky 🤔 Do they droop when they're wet 🤔 Do they stiffen when they're dry 🤔 Can you semifore your neighbor With a minimum of labor 🤔 Do your ears hang high 🤔 Do your ears flip flop 🤔 Can you use them for a mop 🤔 Are they stringy at the bottom 🤔 Are they curly at the top 🤔 Can you use them for a swatter 🤔 Can you use them for a blotter 🤔 Do your ears flip flop 🤔 sorry, but has been running around my head all day so thought I would share it with my friends. 😬 Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Alex, I think there are some things you don't need to share 😳 Ross here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Argh. Now it's running around my head. Only one way to get rid of it. Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom mushroom My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 How exciting! Alex has two new verses I'd never heard before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 I still can't get rid of "It's a Small World after all..." since Disneyland Paris - 2yr old son keeps singing it Ross here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Thank you sooooooooooo much Alex Doh ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Alex, you are a bad man - made I laff, now work colleagues are wondering why I'm giggerling. 😬 Any more songs or poems you would like to share 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 ... 1/4 second later ... Splurtle chortle snortle splutt ... Dagnabbit Alex - stop doing that kind of thing! You made me splurtle my tea all over my desk ... and over my lap 😳 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewenm Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Swing low, sweet ear-ring... 73308 miles and driven daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaseb Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Anyone know the proper words to "the Mayor of Bayswater"? Or "3 officers crossed the Rhine"? I learned them whilst drunk one time and can't quite remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 http://sniff.numachi.com/~rickheit/dtrad/pages/tiMAIDMTN;ttASHGROV1.html Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 and this...? Three German officers crossed the Rhine, Parley-voo Three German officers crossed the Rhine, Parley-voo Three German officers crossed the Rhine To **** the women and drink the wine Hinky, dinky, parley-voo They came upon a wayside inn, Parley-voo They came upon a wayside inn, Parley-voo They came upon a wayside inn, Kicked open the door and walked right in Hinky, dinky, parley-voo "Oh, landlord, have you a daughter fair?" Parley-voo "Oh, landlord, have you a daughter fair?" Parley-voo "Oh, landlord, have you a daughter fair?" With lily white tits and golden hair Hinky, dinky, parley-voo "My daughter, Sir, is much too young," Parley-voo "My daughter, Sir, is much too young," Parley-voo "My daughter, Sir, is much too young," To be ****ed about by a son-of-a-gun Hinky, dinky, parley-voo "Oh, father dear, I'm not too young," Parley-voo "Oh, father dear, I'm not too young," Parley-voo "Oh, father dear, I'm not too young," I've been to bed with the Parson's son Hinky, dinky, parley-voo They laid her on a feather bed, Parley-voo They laid her on a feather bed, Parley-voo They laid her on a feather bed, And ****ed her till she was nearly dead Hinky, dinky, parley-voo And now she lives in London town, Parley-voo And now she lives in London town, Parley-voo And now she lives in London town, You can **** her there for half a crown Hinky, dinky, parley-voo Three German Officers Crossed the Rhine Alternative Version Supplied by :- Cdt. D. Barks Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine, parlez-vous Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine, parlez-vous Three German soldiers crossed the Rhine They ****ed the women and drank the wine Inky-binky, parlez-vous They came upon a wayside inn, parlez-vous They came upon a wayside inn, parlez-vous They came upon a wayside inn They kicked the ****ing door right in Inky-binky, parlez-vous The innkeeper had a daughter fair, parlez-vous The innkeeper had a daughter fair, parlez-vous The innkeeper had a daughter fair With long blonde hair and tits out to there Inky-binky, parlez-vous They tied her to a feather bed, parlez-vous They tied her to a feather bed, parlez-vous They tied her to a feather bed They shagged her till her cheeks went red Inky-binky, parlez-vous They ****ed her in, they ****ed her out, parlez-vous They ****ed her in, they ****ed her out, parlez-vous They ****ed her in, they ****ed her out They ****ed her up her water spout Inky-binky, parlez-vous They ****ed her up, they ****ed her down, parlez-vous They ****ed her up, they ****ed her down, parlez-vous They ****ed her up, they ****ed her down They ****ed her all around the town Inky-binky, parlez-vous And then they took her to a shed, parlez-vous And then they took her to a shed, parlez-vous And then they took her to a shed They ****ed till she was nearly dead Inky-binky, parlez-vous The innkeeper was so ashamed, parlez-vous The innkeeper was so ashamed, parlez-vous The innkeeper was so ashamed He shagged her back to life again Inky-binky, parlez-vous The innkeeper had a trusty gun, parlez-vous The innkeeper had a trusty gun, parlez-vous The innkeeper had a trusty gun He shot their balls off one by one Inky-binky,parlez-vous The soldiers they went up to heaven, parlez-vous The soldiers they went up to heaven, parlez-vous The soldiers they went up to heaven They ****ed the saints, all eleven Inky-binky, parlez-vous Seven months went and all was well, parlez-vous Seven months went and all was well, parlez-vous Seven months went and all was well Eight months when she started to swell Inky-binky, parlez-vous Nine months when she gave her grunts, parlez-vous Nine months when she gave her grunts, parlez-vous Nine months when she gave her grunts A small crying bastard pulled out of her **** Inky-binky, parlez-vous The small crying bastard grew and grew, parlez-vous The small crying bastard grew and grew, parlez-vous The small crying bastard grew and grew He ****ed his mother and sister too Inky-binky, parlez-vous The small crying bastard went to hell, parlez-vous The small crying bastard went to hell, parlez-vous The small crying bastard went to hell He ****ed the devil and his wife as well Inky-binky, parlez-vous Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 ERm, perhaps I should have just posted a link instead.... here 😳 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Alcester-Racing-Sevens.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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