MADS meet

[Badger Bill]

Araghhh...

 

On the home, just after pulling out of the park ark, I got stuck behind a blimmin 106 😳

 

Araghh!!!!!!! 😳 ☹️

 

BB

[Buda]

you type like you talk don't you, can't understand a bloody word, never could and whats a 'park ark', is that like a really big ship full of parks, or a big wet park with an ark in it? On who's home where you when this incident took place?

 

so if I understand this correctly, you where leaving a big ship full of parks, or indeed a big park with an ark in it, which was positioned on top of a home when you came across a 106, sounds highly improbable to me, where you dressed as a woman at the time?

[La vache espagnole]

Don't be so hard on BB... he got stuck behind that 106 and for all I can tell he is still stuck there now. P'raps the fumes from the glue have gone to his head 😳 Er, has anyone got some de-sticking stuff to help a poor badger out of a sticky situation 🤔

 

😳 nothing...

[Buda]

I'm not being hard on the lad, I'm worried, the last time I saw him he was swimming around in a big pot of hot gravy, I left at approximatley 8.15pm, inbetween that time and his post I percieve the following to have happened..

 

 

Badger Bill somehow drowns in the big pot of hot gravy.

God, a nice chap by all accounts, takes pity on BB and takes him to heaven, now because the way into heaven is through some big gates, BB automatically assumes its a park, God, feeling sorry for the brown gravy stained figure decides to show him his 'ark', hence why BB thinks hes in a 'park ark'. Eventualy BB decides to leave, falling through the clouds and landing on someones roof, the supernatural goo (ectoplasm), caused by this unatural experience sticks BB to the roof behind the last person to drown in a big pot of hot gravy - who just happened to be in a 106 at the time..

 

 

I think everyone should go and check their roof - on the off chance, in the mean time I'll try and contact him on the weeeeeejeeeeee board......

 

 

[Badger Bill]

 

When this old world starts getting me down

And people are just too much for me to face

I climb way up to the top of the stairs

And all my cares just drift right into space

On the roof, it's peaceful as can be

And there the world below can't bother me

Let me tell you now

 

When I come home feelin' tired and beat

I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)

I get away from the hustling crowd

And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)

On the roof, the only place I know

Where you just have to wish to make it so

Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)

 

At night the stars put on a show for free

And, darling, you can share it all with me

 

I keep a-tellin' you

 

Right smack dab in the middle of town

I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)

And if this world starts getting you down

There's room enough for two

Up on the roof (up on the roof)

Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)

Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)

Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)

FADE

 

 

Oh danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling....

from glen to ben

and fields an' stuuuufffffffff....

 

[Badger Bill]

Where it began

I can't begin to knowin'

But then I know it's growin' strong

 

Was in the spring

And spring became the summer

Who'd have believed you'd come along

 

Hands, touchin' hands

Reachin' out

Touchin' me

Touchin' you

 

Sweet Caroline

Good times never seemed so good

I've been inclined

To believe they never would

 

But now I

Look at the night

And it don't seem so lonely

We fill it up with only two

And when I hurt

Hurtin' runs off my shoulders

How can I hurt when holdin' you

 

Warm, touchin' warm

Reachin' out

Touchin' me

Touchin' you

 

Sweet Caroline

Good times never seemed so good

I've been inclined

To believe they never would

Oh, no, no...

 

Araghhhhhhhhhhh

 

 

Oufff! Bugger. Fell off....

 

Humm, I'll sleep here in this bin for a while..... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......