KayCee Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Ok please someone tell me why I had to put Sossiges in my diary?? Lee won't tell me what it means and promises if I ask everyone here someone will be nice and tell me - unlike Lee! So??? *confused* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 It's all part of his dream. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 That will be the annual pilgrimage to the London-Brighton run, where we all drive our Sevens in the urinating rain to Handcross in Sussex and stand outside the school watching the cars go by and eating some of Mr Howe's magnificent sossidges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Ssssshhhh!!! She hasn't read the dreams thread yet!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 You need to pus sossidges in your diary just incase you get hungry later. Make sure that they are consumed before going bad. If they are green and furry, run away scared and give them to the jellyfish, they have a wonderful digestion system and are see through which helps. help? 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Bad sossidges are not good. Specilly if they start fighting and spitting on old people ☹️ savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Sossiges in your diary are not as good as sossiges in a bun, with brown sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 But even a Sossige in a diary is better than a fruit smoothie and a banana ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 So, shall we have an official Sheds outing to the sossidges on the 7th November - KayCee needs to receive your permission slip, or you won't be allowed to go! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 They'll deffo be off by then, unless the diary has a quick freeze option and is rated at four stars. You'll need to keep the temperature constant at below -18 degrees too. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayCee Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 Ah I see - Lee what dreams thread??? I told you no emma bunton, no catsuit and no ketchup!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayCee Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 Found it - I knew it'd involve Emma B Still way out of your league mr williams!! Although I'm still gonna sleep with Tom Cruise when I meet him even if you don't get Emma Bunton! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Is that before or after sossidges? Could be post coital, instead of a ciggie you could lay there eatin a frozen sossidge. Top class bird! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 nothing like a bit of pork and lamb sausage. if you've got a lamb sausage - if you see what I mean. assume you need the ketchup to slide into the catsuit? My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Goose fat works better. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Somebody playing hide the sausage? 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 They'll never think of finding it in a diary.... 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 how many geese can you get in a catsuit (that's let the cat amoung the birds...) My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Dunno, but you could hide lots of sosidges in there! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 oooh. I just found one under the table. Where can I hide this? My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 In your ear. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Aural? My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 I dreamt I was chasing a string of sossidges through the woods last night. Couldnt catch the little beggars. 😬 This dream is of course completely lacking in any deep subconscious meaning. I have also dreamt of being attacked by a vicious salami. To be honest I think there may be some kind of hidden significance to that one... 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 You want to stop reading Angela Carter before bedtime. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asker of daft questions Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 [nervous] Hello wolf, long time no see, have you moved house or something ? [/nervous] Hhhhmmm, yummy grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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