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It's about time I offered a few ...

 

Blatto – a state of inebriation

 

Blatty Mary – renowned hangover cure *wink*

 

Blatology – study of blatting at university level

 

Blatstocking – female student of Blatology

 

Blatjack – card game for Se7eners

 

Blatquette of Badger – Roadkill Stew *eek*

and to follow:

 

Blatberry & Apple – ingredients for PIE *tongue*

 

Blatbottle – large flying insect

 

Blatswain – the person in charge of organising group Blats

 

Blatoolean – some clever-dick stuff to do with algebraic logic

 

Blatsom – description of a comely wench

 

"Rule Blattania" – National Anthem of the Bikesheds

 

Blatsheet – posh version of LowFlying

 

Blatloid – downmarket version of LF with pix of grease nipples on Page 3 *eek*

 

 

 

FH *cool*

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Blat on the landscape - A Seven that ran out of road and ended up in a field (undamaged)

 

Blat your copy book 1) Be in trouble with your significant other for blatting too much

2) Be in trouble with the BiB

 

Blatting paper - photo copies of technical articles from LF as used in the garage

 

Blat & blue - the state of your knuckles after a weeked of fettling

 

Supercheese R250

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*smile* i'm off till the 1st on my first paid holiday , so leaving work, i had a

 

Blat-o-botomy = work brain now emptied and forgotten work 😬

 

Steve B

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USA 2005: How the West Was Driven

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Blattergasmic:- Finding the Peaks National Park empty. No numpties on A6, A 515 or side roads.

 

Get home after 5 hours and 1 and a 1/2 tanks of Optimax to find best of the Tube on UKTV Documentry including the night I was there to see Madness.

 

Definition od Blatergasmic :- Life does not get better *cool*

 

When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!!

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waking up with an exploding head when you're supposed to be out with the group driving early after a long session at pub watching rubgy:

 

Blatover

 

 

 

Steve B

Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD

USA 2005: How the West Was Driven

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