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Blattack of the Clones - when you see some Westfields out on a blat-alike

 

Blatalike - what the drivers of other LSIC go out on

 

Blatsphemy - swearing at tintop drivers who tailgate you or cut you up whilst on a Blat

 

Oh dear, I'm not going to get much work done this afternoon

 

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Blatlas - without one you might get lost

 

Blatom bomb - what goes off when you get home 2 hours late from a Blat

 

Blattorney - what you'll need if too many Blatom bombs wreck your marriage

 

Blatic - the space in your roof space where you can hide upgrades from your other half

 

Blattempt - you go out to the garage and find your battery is flat

 

Blattire - lots of waterproof clothing

 

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Blat-in-the-hat - wearing a helmet when aeroscreening or wearing any other sort of outrageous head attire.....mentioning no names, Mav *wink* 😬

 

Blattery will get you everywhere - a practice usually performed by ballast to gain a ride or drive, naming no names...Boonie. i.e 'blimey, that's a lovely car, great colour, yes, clamshells are better/ worse, what's under the bonnet...well that's nice of you to offer me a ride/ go."

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Demoblatic = Describing a decision taken jointly by a group of blatters; however...

Demoblat = Taking someone on their first ballast blat.

Inblatuation = Rite of passage that turns ballast into a true Blathead.

Blatistics = all the facts and figures of your blats (at the risk of going beyond Blathead to Blatherer).

 

Not forgetting:

 

Blatcessories = Accumulation of Seven-linked items consisting of:

Blatwear = pixie boots, blatgoggles, blathat, blatjacket, etc. and

Bric-a-blat = books, models, pictures. etc.

 

 

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Blatlick - lesbian in a se7en

Blathole - leaves his mates behind at a junction

Blatsplat - last thing a bug thinks before hitting windscreen

 

 

 

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USA 2005: How the West Was Driven

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Oh what a blatmosphere, I love a party with a happy blatmosphere... etc, etc...

 

Bookablat - trackday people

 

Blatmobile - means of blat, ie, "Quick Robin, to the Blatmobile!" POW! WHACK! BLAT!?!

 

Blatent - Going for a blat on puropse.

 

Baa baa blat sheep - Welsh blatter *confused* *eek*

 

To hell and Blat - Motorway jam in a se7en, on a bank holiday, in the rain, with no hood, needing the toilet,...

 

Blatent (2) - Camping kit in a seven

 

Schublatter - a very good driver of sevens.

 

Sept blatter -

 

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