Meldrew Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 I do like the Sunday morning excuse that Noger implies. "Where are you going?" "To worship at the Church of Jesus Christ and the Blatterday Saints" My wife only remarked to me that she has always thought I was a mormon...at least I think that's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Blattering - talking very quickly and excitedly after a particularly interesting moment on a dusty lane... My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Edited by - db on 17 May 2004 15:59:25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Blatmosphere - a jolly song to Blat to Blatoon - the collective noun for Blatters Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Oblaterate - overtake a slower vehicle, at maximum rpm for extra effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 have we had Blattette yet? as in a small trip or mini blat? The Nurblat ring - a Race Circuit of great fame in Germany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted May 17, 2004 Author Share Posted May 17, 2004 going in to Blattle ... what us low flyers do every time we drive our cars S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Blaterature - lavatorial reading e.g. Low Flying Osama Blat Laden - Nemesis Blatorak - boring non-blatters senseless about your blatting activities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 I would have though a NurBlatRing was what twiches whilst getting Blateral on a wet roundabout. I will get my Blatorak.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Acroblat - A larger blatter getting into a 6-point harnessed Superlight with a full cage. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 That's a polite way of saying "fat blatstard" isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Osama Blat Laden - Nemesis 😬 (not a) Postman Blat - me in my 7 Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 They could always go on the Blatkins diet Where all the carbs go in the engine and you're having so much fun you forget to eat... My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 St Blatrick - patron saint of Blats Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Blatatonic i) The sleepy of state of driving any other car ii) BMW drivers (see above) iii) An orange juice and lemonade My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Blatalytic Convertor - mood altering effect of blatting Balti - a blat that ends at a curry house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Sausage or bacon and egg blatties - great on a weekend before or after an early morning blat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Heart Blattack i) Rising panic on seeing the tractor ii) Result of too many bacon and egg blatties My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Blatfink - car with plenty of armourfend (wings are like shields of steel) My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Conblatulations: The 😬 I give to a Seven as I let it past (as if I had a choice...). 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 Blatless - me at the mo ☹️ Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Any volunteers to collect and collate this gold mine and send to the LF Ed. ? Happy to do so if nobody else has a burning desire to. Blativersay - celbration of the first day you went for a blat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Blatberry - a hand held computer which allows you to check blatchat on the move Noger - like the idea of an LF "Blationary" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 A few sayings: "Blattery will get you nowhere" - Going out for a blat is a generally aimless pursuit and ends up coming home eventually "Curiosity killed the blat" - don't fiddle with your car to identify that odd noise it made when you got it out of the garage: you'll be at it all day and miss the best driving time "Not enough room to swing a blat" - Do not do donuts in crowded pub carparks "Give yourself a blat on the back" - sneak off from whatever useful thing you were doing to rake madly about the blatscape (see above) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Blatheist - some who doesn't belive in St Blatrick (naPP 😬) Blatlantic Ocean - footwell in a rainstorm Blathletes Foot - hot sweaty feet after too long in pixie boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Blat tape - like duck tape, but carefully chosen to match the colour of your fibreglass wings and so enable you to get back on the blat track when you've had a ding! G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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