Barbarella Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 I was going to let the rest of you finish this limerick, but we did it ourselves An AA patrolman named Bill Was seen at the top of a hill In a dress and high heels We asked "how do you feel" He said "Fine, and my new name is Lil". boom-boom (and now we are going for a blat) Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 there was a young wokan named Nork who's partner was really a Dork she cooked him some Pork which he ate with a fork till he ate it and fell ill with a Fnork Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Edited by - Steve-B on 9 May 2004 16:28:11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 There was a young man from South Texas Who cried "Drinking this Stella just fecks us" So he swore off the beer For nearly a year Until the week before Xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alicat Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 There was a young man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds Within half an hour his head was a flower and his a*** was covered in weeds 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Alicat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alicat Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 There was a young man from Ealing Who boarded a bus for Dajealing In said on the door don't spit on the floor So the climbed up and spat on the ceiling. Alicat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 A transvestite from Lyford-By-Tyme Who was in court for a horrible crime, Said, "Your honour, oh no! It cannot be so, For I was a broad at the time. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 There was a young lady from Bude Who went for a swim in the lake A man in a punt Stuck his pole in her ear and said " you shouldn't swim here it's dangerous". High light text to see missing words - and see if you guessed the right ones 😬... you dirty minded lot ❗ Alex S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Edited by - abirtwisle on 10 May 2004 00:09:04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Clever clogs Alex Viv for sure it is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 You cambridgeites are obsessed with punts ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 I'm in love with a girl from Uttoxeter, ...oh never mind.... My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 I once knew a man from Uranus Who .......... oh ok ... I will stop .... How about a physics one: There was a young fellow called Bright Who travelled faster than light He went out one day In a relative way and returned the previous night 😬 S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Just cos you started it... A maiden at college named Breeze, Weighed down by B.A.'s and Litt. D.'s, Collapsed from the strain. Alas, it was plain She was killing herself by degrees. And whilst we're at it, try reading this out to someone at work:- A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor: "Is it harder to toot, or To tutor two tooters to toot?" My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 😬 Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 There was a young bigot called beagle Whoose arguements were terribly feable He preached his view But ended up covered in P**h As he was cr**ped on by a seagull Not a brilliant addition to the thread but saves my temper When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alicat Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Hey diddle diddle the cat made a puddle all over the garage floor the blatter cried at the thought of some grief so the cat dripped a little bit more Quite witty *thumbup* Alicat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 She frowned and called him Mr. Because he fondly kr. And so for spite That very night That Mr. kr. sr. 😬 😬 😬 My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 And so he called out Oo err Mrs. When she took offence at his krs. He unwisely moctor, For she was a doctor; And now it still hurts when he prs. 😬 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Magnificent. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Outstanding! 😬 My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Bravo ❗ S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 😬 Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 😳 Golly, thanks... 😬 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 From a credit management training website:- Give me everything I am owed Or it is your car I will have towed My wife wants a new mink And doesn't care my accounts stink You big fat ugly toad I think Mr Toad should write one back about a ugly debt collector.... My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Right then... An ugly collector of debts Whose intimidatory threbts Were of little merit, Was bit by a ferit - And both had to visit the vebt's 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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