db Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Furtive fumbling behind the bike sheds is illegal under laws coming into force this week, writes the BBC here You have all been warned! My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Oh no What are we all going to do now... Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Hang on a minute though...if grooming is going to be outlawed does that mean we aren't allowed to comb our pet dogs/badgers/llamas?!? What is the world coming to? 😳 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Poor Badger Bill ☹️ He's going to look very scruffy soon. Will Wolf & Sheep grooming still be allowed Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 I don't know, it's a very worrying state of affairs ☹️ Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Cottaging gone too - Mrs GTD and I were thinking about that cottage we want to retire to in the country only the other day! Well bugg*r that! G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 nothing like llama grooming I say ... S713UMY 1.8K Viper Blue and Spandex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 I notice that our leaders in Westminster have failed to provide a specific offence for spandex abuse, so you are in the clear so far. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Thankfully - he's not yet worn clear spandex, I can't imagine what terrible effects that might have 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 I think it may have the same effect as looking directly at Medusa 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Dannyboy - *tongue*finished the rebuild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 Or Alex's putative new high brake light. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 I suspect it may be more mentally damaging than looking at either Medusa or the brake light...just as bad for your eyes though... 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 One hopes it might be for your eyes only... :) My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 would someone please translate "Grooming" for me 🤔 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 "But necrophilia (sex with a corpse) has not, becoming an offence for the first time." Splutter Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 so an aging Prince is still OK with what he's sleeping with, in some country Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Caught you, you're nicked Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 😳 Sssssscottish SsssuperSsssnot! Ssssneakypeek! whooooaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 what if i practice a lot so my furtive fumblings become furtive well executed catches 🤔 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Are planned and well executed fumblings allowed by the same logic 🤔 Windy Red and Black 1.8K Edited by - WindyMiller on 9 May 2005 12:59:44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Are the fumblings the fimbles evil cousins - although I think there is something darkly evil about the Fimbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 fumbles are good, fimbles are bad HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 but furtive fumbles are bad HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 does that make furtive fimbles good *confused* *confused* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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