db Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Took the risk of parking my car on the road last night for a couple of hours and some shorpe undid my tonneau, switched my electrics on and left my hazards flashing, indicator on, switches all altered... I was seething, when I got back to my preciousss. Fortunately it started fine. Was very glad for immobilisers and removable steering wheel. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Brother Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 My fave trick is to pour talcum powder into all the airvents of a car. Switch the fan controls to full power and then watch as the owner gets in and turns on the ignition. How we laughed 😬 (well I did anyway ) Steve Se7en-Up! Not going to you know where with you know who in 2004 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 barstewards ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 23, 2004 Author Share Posted April 23, 2004 As I drove around I realised how grateful I was that they didn't put a pasket of crisps in the exhaust pipe. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 So I'm not the only one then. Recently a sprogg of the particularry greasey kind was actually sitting in mine with his father looking on approvingly. Said Pa could not see why I was distressed. When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 so just calmly go and sit on the kid and drive off. hopefully you'll squash the little oil. and on the way past drive over te father's foot, repeatedly... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Shorpes? I thought that's where people bought things in Kensington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 23, 2004 Author Share Posted April 23, 2004 Nah - that's Peter Jones. Shorpe. A small town near Grimsby with the "berk" removed. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moomin Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 battery master switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenpeace Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Baseball bat Looking after your environment - whether you like it or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Extraction of fingernails with long-nosed pliers Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 And my MOT tester, yesterday, (a BIG bloke) stood on the lip of my tillet to get in.... I'll swear I heard it creak/crack.... Round'em up, stick 'em in a field... Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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