Hibster. Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Owelly You are mixing your metrics, horses are measured in hands, pond liners are measured in 1. Far too small 2. slightly too small 3. Out of stock 4. far too big but you can cut a bit off and waste all that money Perhaps Mark could fashion a set of something slinky & black out of a pond liner ? Woof woof 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Doh. Sorry . I'm always mixing my units. I once ordered fish, chips a pot of curry sauce and a small Patagonian housing estate savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Brent Are the pounds dropping off yet ??? Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 Ah well the thing is............................. The trouble is, Paul, people keep inviting us out to dinner and well..........it would be churlish to refuse. 😬 And then that Andy Webber bloke invites me out to a corporate type bash next Saturday to watch London Irish-v-Saracens at the Madejski Stadium in Reading. The day goes like this:- Guinness Guinness Start of lunch Guinness Wine 2nd course Wine 3rd course Guinness Watch first half Guinness Guinness Watch second half Guinness Guinness Get carried home 😬 😬 😬 What's a poor boy to do 🤔 ☹️ *thumbup* Brent Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Have Guinness spritzers instead - fewer calories... Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 What ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ .........and dilute the heavenly brew 🤔 Are you mad woman 🤔 😬 There is a line I am just not prepared to cross, and that is it. 😬 Brent Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 No, I'm not mad. Guinness & Champagne (spritzer) is a lovely drink 😬 Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted May 5, 2004 Author Share Posted May 5, 2004 Ahhhhhhhh....I like the cut of your jib madam 😬 Brent Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Edited by - BRENT CHISWICK on 5 May 2004 14:27:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Do ladies have jibs ? I'm sure there must be a motto along the lines of "ladies glow, men perspire and horses sweat" that covers the fact ladies are unencumbered by jibs (cut or otherwise) Or is it just me ? 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Paul, As ever, it's just you Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx Alcester Racing 7's Equipe - 🙆🏻™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 When I was at school they said that I was special and nothing has changed 😬 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 If I had a jib I think I must have lost it, as I've searched everywhere and can't find it Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 😬 Mmmm - Guinnesss G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Not only have you fallen off the waggon GTD, but it's disappeared off down the road, over the hill and is in the next town 😬 Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 😬 G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad 619 GTD here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Actually Brent, I can't believe you're wasting valuable drinking time by eating and watching rugby... 😬 Mrs GTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Are you sure Guinness is vegetarian 🤔 You never know what's in the Liffey water y'know 😳 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 There was a double Decker bus in the Liffey opposite the Guiness Brewery last time I was there. It had fallen off a bridge!!!! Anyway the black stuff is good it is low fat and after 10 pints you might forget you are hungry. When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Whitley Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 I think BRENT's a time-waster. He's no intention of RAN to FH's and then had the huge BBQ and then RAN all the way home again. to lose weight. I feel cheated . I put my name down on the psonsors list and everything. ('scuse me. I found a bottle of "Millenium ALe (8%)" under the stairs and I think the years have increased the %... So this is how Andy "beefburger" Webber felt the other night ) M1 7 SMW 1.8K Mem.No. 10376 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 Oh I am always happy to run to FH's for a barbie. Not too sure I could run home again afterwards though, such is the hospitality of Mr & Mrs FH. Tony, I don't think you could possibly have felt like Andy 'beefburger' Webber the other night. He was errrrrrrrmmmmm a little under the weather the following day. 😬 😬 😬 Brent Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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