rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during hold up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. ****************************************************** The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. ****************************************************** A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. ****************************************************** After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. ****************************************************** An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. ****************************************************** A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? $15. If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed? ****************************************************** A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A F***-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the sniggers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a f***-up! ****************************************************** Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block hit the window, then bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglass. The whole event was caught on videotape. ****************************************************** As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." ****************************************************** The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. Then the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. ****************************************************** A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER! When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 seen some of them, others are new HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Did any of you arrive here in a bus ? 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 I'm still waiting for a red and black skool bus - I've only seen yellow ones so far... ☹️ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 ☹️my dentist is waiting to play with tools of mass pain at my expense at 10:10 this morning Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Paul, didn't your mum say you rode in the short bus 'cos you were special? Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 good luck Steve! I haven't been to a dentist for over 10 years now and when I stop being a scardey cat and go and KNOW it will be VERY long, painful and expensive.. *mad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Dentist = OK (ish) Dental Hospital = AAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 For me, anyroad... ☹️ Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 I'm bored too - shall we resurrect the sloth v. potato question? pants are steering carbon fibre wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 should have been on cam7 - we just had a fab wibble fest HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 I'm a bit bored too - and hungry! G 4 Geoff Leather Good - Carbon Fibre Bad Guinness colour scheme here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 should have been on cam7 - we just had a fab wibble fest Can anyone join in or do you have to be invited? pants are steering carbon fibre wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 I'm not bored, just fed up ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ Anyone got anything nice that I can play with 🤔 Dannyboy - almost finished the rebuild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Play nicely now... 😬 😳 nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 OOHHHHHHhhh 😬 😬 Thanks mister toad..... Aaarrgghhhhhh I'M BLIND ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ Dannyboy - almost finished the rebuild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Hoops, what's cam7s website address 🤔 Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 www.se7ens.net HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Ok, subscribed. Where's the forum? Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 the isn't one - its email based... go and say hello on it - at the moment steve is being upset by copyrights... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 15, 2004 Author Share Posted April 15, 2004 Ah - that would explain the bizarre email from From Geoff Northcott & Bill Shurvinton 😳 Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 not bizarre - cam7 is always like that We'll probably go silly later on HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Oh no - they're coming to get me. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I think they've already found you. All they need to do now is sedate you! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 They cannot harm me... Oh no - that the other thread. Sedate me with Pringles and cheese. My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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