scooby dooby doo Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Paul - you're cruel ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs GTD Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Ross Lie - blame it on the dog (he'll eat / drink anything you know) - claim on the insurance. 😬 pants are steering carbon fibre wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Conspiracy to defraud, yikes 😳 Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Talking of cruel, that reminds me of a mate who had a kid potty training. His wife nipped out for 5mins, he dropped his tweeds & landed a monster bum-cigar into aforementioned potty Wife got a hell of a shock upon returning, hubby got a hell of a beating upon owning up Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 And while we're on gross subjects, there was one nugget of info I withheld regarding the vomit-fest... When I had assumed a comfy kneeling position in front of the throne, my next hurl was with such force & velocity, that I managed to puke my plate & prosthetic tooth down the loo. A quick delve into the dark red murky depths of acid gloop retrieved said falser, but don't worry, I washed it prior to sticking it back into ma gob Happy times indeed Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 😬 😬 😬 new keyboard please 😬 😬 😬 Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Pat - a wee tip: KEEP THE WEE ONE AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 wee and keyboards DO NOT MIX ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 zzzzzzzzzap ❗ Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 oooh ❗ that stung my thingy ❗ *eek* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Your whatty 🤔 Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 well when wee and keyboard mixed there was conduction of electricity back to the source... *eek* HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Hoops I could send you some spam that would result in the source being somewhere down the back of the desk rather than resting on the keyboard, it worked for Myles (nudge nudge, they don't call him that for no reason you know) 😳 😬 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 SPAMBAYES will protect me ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Paul, should he therefore be Myles & Myles? Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 😬 HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayCee Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Can't you say the cat/dog/guinea pig/rabbit/other domestic animal did it and claim for a new carpet on the insurance??? Or some other excuse to claim on the insurance?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 after all it was a domestic animal that did it!!! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Yeah, true Kev, just not very domesticated 😳 Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 aaaaaah, the browniepoint count is re-accumulating..... Carpet cleaner came today - good as new PLUS strimmed & cut grass tonite 😬 What a crawler, eh? Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 So you'll be sleeping indoors then? Shame, would have been nice to have some company in the doghouse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Yep, and the special blanket's been put away again Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 😬 My ... Preciousss! Member #109** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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