rossybee Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I am in the bad books - BIG STYLE ❗ Had an Easter family gathering yesterday, drank waaaaay too much, and was up puking during the night, all over our ivory bedroom carpet ❗ 😳 Red wine looks black when it's soaked in.............. ☹️ To cap it all, I'm at work today, and feel like dung Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 So keep it quiet this morning pleeeeze............................ Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 How the mighty have fallen, one moment you are in Mrs B's good books bigtime and the next ...... Why are you working today or are you just getting out of the hoose ???? Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 Paul, I thought you knew I work in the Oil & Gas Sector, we don't do Bank Hols I now know some simple maths: Stella + home made sangria + white wine + red wine = bad ☹️ Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 BAD BAD ROOOOOSSSSSSSSSS... ❗ NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT..... GO TO YOUR ROOM WITH STEAM CLEANER AND GET IT SORTED ❗ THEN GO AND BUY A ROMANTIC WEEKEND BREAK, FLOWERS, ETC....now ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Edited by - Steve-B on 12 Apr 2004 10:50:18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 THEN GO AND BUY A ROMANTIC WEEKEND BREAK, FLOWERS, ETC....now ❗ Not a chance! - between the ring (which I ain't paid for yet 😳) & the Disney trip, I've spent more than enough dough... Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 It really peed me off paying £4.50 for a pint* of 1664 *not even a pint, 50cl Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 Which, bear in mind is a lot when a pint of Stella up my way is about £2.30 ❗ [/tight-arsed scottish mode] Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 rrrrooooosssss, the following usualy works for most men, probably helpful for you 1) stand up, drop trousers and pants to ankles 2) bend over forward, grabbing ankles with hands 3) put head between legs 4) kiss your 4rse carefully before you make another move. the life you save may be your own ❗ Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Rosssssssssssssssss We all got an email at work week before last from the chairman saying that he company would be closed over Easter and that we could have the time off, several of my colleagues were really pleased as they'd expected to have to work at least one of the bank hols The business is run on such mean principals, I've never worked for such cheapskate outfit. Everthing that's much more than a box of paperclips has to be signed off by a director (every payrise, every flight, every expense claim with a missing receipt), I've not had this little holiday entitlement for 17 years and with the mileage rate they pay it costs me money everytime I go for a meeting in Brum. And this is a company with 2000 employees and a number of corporate planes not a 3 men & a dog place Here's to the anticipated outcome of last week's interview 😬 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 Aye, good luck with that Paul (My head is now extremely sore ☹️) Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Oh dear ☹️ Poopoo-san and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 Indeed. Paracetemol will be required soon ☹️ Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Much better today, but the carpet may be BER ☹️ Next stage: professional cleaner...... 😳 Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Turn the carpet upside down and say it's the new look....that's why I'm not a marriage counsellor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 Dannyboy - almost finished the rebuild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Nice try boonie - but the vom was with such intensity & dark red wine-ness that I have me suspicions it'll be right thru, man 😳 Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 if it was a white carpet you could bleach it 🤔 I guess the moral is that you shouldn't drink red wine... Actually the moral is not to through up... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 red & white mixed is BAD Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Ummm - take a stanley knife and cut around the stain. Move the bed and put piece of stained carpet where bed was. cut round stained carpet. put nice clean bit of carpet you have cut from under the bed in hole where stain was and put stained bit of carpet in hole under the bed. Move bed back......and they wonder why Windy and Mrs B does all the DIY in our house. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Keep up the good work Boonstero, But I unfortunately (through drunken autopilot no doubt) covered my mouth with my hand prior to the offending action... All this created was a wide-angle five-fingered spray, so no area is concentrated as such, but finely distributed over about 10 square feet ☹️ Even managed up the wall a wee bitty Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 😬 😬 😬 In that case a big box of choccies, flowers and visits to the inlaws or Carole Smilie, Handy Andy and Laurence Dandy-fop are your only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 heh heh 😬 😬 😬 Classy Ross!!!! I had forgotten the bad old days of projectile vomiting..... 😬 😬 Roll on Glastonbury and I will see what i can do with the interior of a camper Van 😬 😬 Dannyboy - almost finished the rebuild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Definitely made my MEGA good books with the ring short-lived, dammit Rrrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Back on the poo subject, I had my hand used by my son when he was 2 weeks old as a means of spraying his poo up me, the wall, the radiator we were standing near and the mirror into which I was trying to interest him. My wife and the health visitor who was checking on the Mrs (having arlready dealth with young Master Davis, hence his lack of clothing or nappy) thought it was hilarious. And now he's Six and thinks it must have been very funny, just wait till he brings a girlfriend home and we can hear what she thinks 😳 😬 Paul Supercheese R250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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