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😬 😬

 

When I was youth, I was reading Robert A Heinlein book , and he described someone has having a "nice round fanny" ....

 

I nearly chocked on my Curly Wurly 😳

 

Glad I not going to Anglesea, someone would no doubt try to punch me ☹️ *tongue* *wink*

 

Edited by - Noger on 8 Apr 2004 11:11:22

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A friend runs the "Fabulous Bakin Boys" bakery - just off the A40. Until recently, they advertised their wares with a 30ft poster of Miss Fanny Craddock bending over an open oven, and the immortal line:-

 

Our muffins are moist and sticky, just like Fannys

 

 

My ... Preciousss!

 

Edited by - db on 8 Apr 2004 11:13:32

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There is a famous outake of the end of a Fanny Craddock cookery programme where she has just described how to make doughnuts. As the program ends a voice over chappie says;

 

"I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fannies" 😳

 

The camera man is obviously killing himself laughing as the image starts to bob up and down 😬 😬 😬 😬

 

 

Justin *cool*

 

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

 

Edited by - JAG on 8 Apr 2004 13:53:16

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It's a Fanny Pack so what you can buy them in any shop in USA 1000s of Yanks wear them

If you stay in a Yank household every time they go out the cry goes up "Has anyone seen my fanny pack"

It's only smutty to us Brits cos we use that Noun to decsribe something else

If you pass comment to a Yank about it he/she will just look at you blankly 😬

 

195BHP Dry Sumped K

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hoopy... a friend used EXACTLY those lines during a very serious business meeting in Dallas, TX. It did get some rather startled looks from the Yanks in the room until I stepped in to translate for them. It being Texas I think someone was about to offer to lend him a gun... *tongue* 😬
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I once went into a local (scrummy) bakery and asked for a 'turd cart'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No. I didnt find it funny either.

 

 

It was the start of a life long stutter.

 

 

 

You know, pretty girls. Hello. Mmmmmy name is Ow, ow, ow, owel, ow....fekit. you dog!!!

Funs off embarressed.

 

Forgive me. I ramble 😬 *confused*

 

savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid...

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