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You need a rather large trepanning tool and a salty frog. Trepan a big hole in the top of your head and take your brain out. Put it in the dishwasher to give it a good clean and then replace it in your head. Tie your hair in little knots to keep your bits of head together. If your a baldy-heed, tie somone elses hair. Hit the frog with a Whitbonian ear flute and your head ache will be cured. I promise *confused* *confused* *thumbup*

 

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I'm not sure I can recommend that course of action...

 

I tried cleaning my bicycle chain in the dishwasher once (having read somewhere about people cooking fish in this way) - and it came out rusty *mad*

 

So, I'd either hand-wash your brain, or for a professional finish, try dry-cleaning (check those labels though *wink*)

 

Is that a salty yellow frog, or the cheaper speckled green import?

 

 

 

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Thanks for the sympathy everyone *smile*

 

Myles, I'm not sure you can have the 'bird, there may be other people ahead of you in the queue, and it probably doesn't have enough heritage or is too plastic for you *wink*

 

Rrrrrrrrroooosssssssss, I haven't had any sauce for ages... but maybe that's the problem 😬

 

Owelly, seeing as you promised, I'll give that a try later.

 

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OK...it`s a different approach from the frog and a somewhat less destructive course of action......have you tried this on any other lifeforms 🤔

 

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Moom dear, as Rachael says, if you're getting regular headaches, you should go and see a doctor and maybe seek a specialist's opinion. Years'n'years'n'years ago, I used to get migraines - nothing helped until an acupuncturist stuck lots of needles in me *eek*

 

On the very odd occasion that I do get a headache, I've found the best (and almost instananeous) remedy is co-codamol effervescent tabs... five minutes after drinking the potion - the headache's gorn *thumbup*

 

If you prefer to take the froggy approach, I have several large clumps of frogspawn growing nicely in the pond. You're welcome to a jamjarful *tongue*

 

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Thanks FH. I am fairly sure I know what the cause is, but as a typical bloke I wait until it's too late to do anything about it. I had a similar thing before and a course of treatment with an osteopath really helped - my upper back is a bit broken y'see, and it creeps up my neck which causes the headaches. I recently moved desk at work, and I think I need to have another review of my seating position etc.

 

Edited to add: I'll have the needles as long as they don't mind me turning green/white on them, like this *arrowright* ☹️

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Edited by - moomin on 26 Mar 2004 14:19:40

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Well then, osteo or chiro - get on down there and let them sort out your strangulated stringy bits - or get someone to walk on your back *eek* It won't get better on its own!

 

Didn't your osteo recommend some exercises to do after your last treatment? He should have done. That way, when you get the first signs of impending pain, you gently run through the various procedures and keep it in check.

 

*eek*

 

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Years'n'years'n'years ago, I used to get migraines - nothing helped until an acupuncturist stuck lots of needles in me

 

 

Oh! So that's the solution - forget frogs, just lie on a family of hedgehogs... *wink* 😬

 

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I managed to kill the little man that was living in my cranial cavity and dancing with clogs on by banging my head repeatedly against the wall.

 

This should not be taken as medical advice!

 

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