Barbarella Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Fletch "I have something for you in my bag" Mrs Fletch "ooooh " [thinks pressies!] Fletch "It's not much of a present" - produces Tesco bag wrapped round something and puts it on worktop Mrs Fletch "What's that" [still hopeful] Fletch - It's the light bulb you need for the cooker hood Mrs Fletch [pretending] "Boohoo - other girlies get choccies and flowers - I get a light bulb". ☹️ Fletch "If I thought you would be that upset, I would have gift-wrapped it" [leaves hastily for work before missiles start to be aimed] What do you think Blatchatters - does he owe me flowers, chocs - what???? Fletch - only kidding - still luv ya Se7en's - the most fun you can have with clothes on Barbarella here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 oooh, the cheek of it 😳 He definitely owes you something nice now It resembles a conversation I had with Michael last year whilst I was doing the ironing.... Tam: This ironing board is knackered, I must get a new one Michael: I'll buy you one for Christmas Men...........can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Conversation between dad and mum, d, "I've got two lambs in the back of the car!" m, "Oh, ohh, we'll have to get a pen put up, do we have any powderd milk in, where shall they go tonight?" d, "In the freezer, I dropped in by Robinsons on the way home and picked them out of his deep freeze." m, " " My, how we laughed.... 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 I daren't be the 1st bloke to post here......... D'oh! Just have 😳 Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Ha! beaten to it 😬 Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Not so fast ross'o'bee... of superman in stop kids smoking ad capaign> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Mrs M was not amused by the suggestion of a VHPD head for her Christmas present last year. OTOH if Fletch knows where to get the replacement bulbs for our oven and microwave (BOTH gone!) he'd go down very well in our house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Jen We will have words when i get home Meldrew old chap Try here Millwall to beat Tranmere, DONE ❗ Now to beat Sunderland in Semis and then beat 🙆🏻nal in The Final See Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 oooooo, Fletch is in the poo! 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 My work colleague actually did buy his wife an ironing board for Christmas some years ago. 😬 My oh my how she laughed.........NOT Amused me when he told me though. 😬 Now if Fletch had flowered it up with a little note which read "This bulb can never shine as bright as my love for you", he might have got away with it. I learnt that lesson many years ago...........a bit of soft soap can get you out of almost anything. 😬 Tam, don't tell Tricia I told you that or I'm dead. Brent Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Edited by - BRENT CHISWICK on 23 Mar 2004 13:11:58 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FH Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 "Eeurh, Mrs Shis-weeck, jeurst thot eye sheud mensheurn a leetul thang..." 😬 FH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Brent - my silence can be bought for a small fee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.Mupferit Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Oh hell, I've done it now. ☹️ Errrrr how does a little bit of soft soap work with you wonderfully gorgeous, talented, caring, young girls 🤔 Brent Zetec 209 Reassuringly Expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 a bit of soft soap can get you out of almost anything 😬 😬 Very true, but never EVER offer a solution, only affirmation of her feelings ... WRONG Missus : I hate my job Hubby : Well, leave then, you are always saying how you want a change of career RIGHT Missus : I hate my job Hubby : Oh dear, well you are right to have those feelings, it is understandable to feel like that, lets have a hug But hey, that is what girls have girlfriends for .... REALITY Missus : I hate my job Hubby : Thats nice dear. I'm off to the garage to fettle something, Whats for tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 You missed the "why are the dishes not done" bit Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Chocolate is usually a good gift. Doesn't help if its been given up for lent though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 I don't understand Ross, dishes ? done ? Thats the job of the magic fairy who also makes the bed and hoovers / dusts things Nowt to do with me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 No, we're just the fairys who clean cars, fix stuff, magic up the tax disk and pay for servicing, insurance, tyres, etc Note to self, next time marry a georgous rich lady machanic... D'oh! BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 machanic... A scottish mechanic then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Thanx for the tips Brent 😳 Thanx for the support from everyone else Luckily we have cats, not dogs, otherwise i would be sleeping in the kennel tonight It might not be much of a face, but i happen to like it how it is 😬 Millwall to beat Tranmere, DONE ❗ Now to beat Sunderland in Semis and then beat 🙆🏻nal in The Final See Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 😳 pssst, don't listen to rrrrooooossssssssssssssssss he's been, ahem, neutered ☹️ Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Edited by - Steve-B on 23 Mar 2004 17:19:19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Would you care for a Glasgow kiss? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 ❗ NO ❗ 😬 RrrrrooooossssssS is still a bloke though 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Macanic, tha noos ? Aye! BB 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 I assume you know what one is? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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