Violet Elizabeth Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 We had a Kit Kat Club at my previous school 😳 It was started by our english teacher who wore a burgundy velvet smoking jacket, brothel creepers and a cravat. They used to talk about poncy books, and poems, and other gurls stuff. We used to sing "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Perhaps Nestle should take a leaf out of his book and publish poetry or chapters of books on Tony's next Kit Kat? It's already Kafkaesque enough: perhaps they could print the start of "Metamorphosis" on one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Elizabeth Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Is that the one that starts "Caterpiller ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Tony Just think though, with a bit of judicious scratching-off of some of the letters, you can make some pretty rude messages Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 A KitKat is perfect for Haiku. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Bless you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Well don't get me started on Wagon Wheels! They used to be THIS BIG (stretches out arms) and they used to last ages *mad* savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevSull Too Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Yup, they used to be the size of Wagon Wheels. Not the size of wagon wheels like they are now. 😬You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Well people used to travel by wagon with HUGE wheels in the olden times. These days they travel in cars with much smaller wheels - hence wagon wheel chocolates are smaller. I expect the current Barry boy trend for big wheels will see the wagon wheel chocolates get bigger in the next few years. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachael Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Yorkies used to be bigger as well - now they are just for boys they've had to make them smaller 😬 Rach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Toblerone still hurts tho *eek* savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 I don't think we need to know that... it's between you and your confectioner! G 4 Geoff New Guinness colour scheme here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 This seems to suggest that you go to see the confectioner with all your confectionary complaints...like you go to see a doctor *eek* *eek* As for toblerone......oooouuucccchhhhhhhhh agressive sweets 😬 😬 dannnnnnnnneeyyyboooyy 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Toblerone still hurts tho Depends on what kind of usage you intend for it 😳 Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 toblerone ribbed....for your pleasure 😬 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 I think a toblerone is a little more than being merely ribbed.... HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Lion bars are ribbed. Toblerone has "relief" My ... Preciousss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 they're more knobbled... You want a boost 'slightly rippled with a flat underside" HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Back in the 80s I embarked on a "Kit Kat Wrapper" survey. I was surprised to find that the wrappers used in Ireland, the US and Britain were all different. In fact, I still have a 1983 US Kit Kat wrapper at home somewhere. As for Fig Rolls - Irish Fig Rolls are neatly folded over at each end (obviously painstakingly hand-crafted) whereas British Fig Rolls are just chopped by some sort of mechanical guilotine device. In fact, Jacobs have a much bigger range of biscuits in Ireland than they do in Britain.. As for the "Kit Kat Club", doesn't that feature in the musical "Cabaret"? Edited by - Eric McLoughlin on 18 Mar 2004 21:03:39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud 9 Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 What has a hazlenut in every bite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 a hazlenut perhaps[:?] HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owelly Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 SHIRREL SQUIT? savin up to be eccentric. but for now, i'll just be stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 😳 yowsa 😳 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric McLoughlin Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 "Topic". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a Postman Pat Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Funny how you always remember at the end oh, and your previous post - 😬 😬 😬 you are a legend Pat and his not quite black and white cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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