Steve-B Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 If you were travelling at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on, what would happen Millwall to beat Tranmere, then to beat Sheff Utd in Semis and then beat Pompey in The Final See Barbarella here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 its all relative to the speed of dark Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Fletch, it would make no difference, the rover driver would still not get out of the way 😳 😬 BB Edited by - Badger Bill on 3 Mar 2004 10:14:37 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-B Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 nah it's always the poxy BMW driver Steve B Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD USA 2005: How the West Was Driven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Darn Numpty bimer driver 😳 😬 BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Do you really want to know 🤔 If you're at light speed and you turn the headlights on they work as normal. Look at it this way - what are you travelling a light speed compared to? On a blat its obvious that you compare speed to the road surface. In an aircraft they use the air, so if its windy they may be going at a different speed to the ground. So if I define my speed to be relative to something going lightspeed that way , then I can just turn on a torch and see all is OK. Its not possible to go at light speed though (unless you are massless) so lets look at 99% of lightspeed. Everything is normal to you. You travel for a year and stop. However, you now find that everything is 7 years older as you have experienced time dilation from going so fasrt ❗ simple, eh 🤔 bet you wish you'd never asked HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Hoopy... if you were travelling at twice the speed of light in a space craft, and switched a torch on, it'd get darker! 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 So when you stop and enter the other frame of reference, do your headlight bulbs need changing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 you can change frames of reference whenever you like - its just a mathematical concept. its only trick if he frame is rotating - if so you get a coriolis force coming in - its not really a force - its just a corallary of angular momentum conservation. HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 My uncle used to work in a corallary... TAXI! 😬 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 Would that be a Toyota corollary? Dark is very fast, as we all know. It comes from black holes, and when you turn off your lights it's there instantly. It takes light years (literally) to get from here to the nearest black hole, ergo The speed of dark is very very fast. Windy Red and Black 1.8K Edited by - WindyMiller on 3 Mar 2004 17:10:13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Wasn't that a song by Bonnie Tyler 🤔 Edited due to memory loss. I was thinking of faster than the speed of night 😳 Edited by - chrisb on 3 Mar 2004 17:11:50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 What was I doing 🤔 Memories of it blaring out of Dad's car on the way to school many years ago. Might have to go and find a copy, seem to remember it was quite a good light rock album. There again time may be playing on my memories, and my tastes have changed somewhat 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 boonie tiler? I thought he worked in computers or summet? 😳 now where is that taxi?to think> BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 Currently (back to original-ish post) Boonie has come up with the best answer to "How many caterhams does it take to change a lightbulb". Someone please out do him as I don't want to give a prize to my brother. "Heavy bulb"????? Would a darkbulb be lighter than a light bulb? ""HOOPY"" Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 We have Black Lights at work 😬 Lots of editing going on this afters. Edited by - chrisb on 3 Mar 2004 17:18:58 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 whassat? low-fat guinness? Ross and The Doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 Are they put on during the day so it doesn't get too bright 🤔 Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Like your thinking Rossybee Edited to take out the boring work related bit 😬 Edited by - chrisb on 3 Mar 2004 17:21:30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Windymiller - Could we market them as Hangover Lights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Nah Bill - them computers malarky are magic. I work with a quill. Surely Boonie Tyler is someone who puts up ceramic murals of me 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Royalty is the fastest thing. if the king dies then his heir becomes king/queen INSTANTLY. so its faster than light, and even faster than dark ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Joe Satriani did "Speed of Light" I think HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby dooby doo Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Hmm... Why does everybody have lots of Albert's derriere but very few Peter's bottoms 🤔 Henceforch I shall buy only Petbums and no more albums 😬 ❗ HOOPY R706KGU Hoopylight R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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